Evil Villain

[Draug]

They were really running low on scary villains in the newest James Bond movie.

[Psycho Circus]

Looks like the mental institute are searching for me again... 

[Leah]

Shhhh. Be very quiet, i'm hunting wabbits!

[retrorussell]

Most people remember "The Net" as a Sandra Bullock film from 1995 involving identity theft.  But there was also a similarly-titled obscure horror film involving Betty White as a killer who uses a butterfly net to trap her victims and then dispatches them.

[Mr. DS]

Coming up on a very special Facts Of Life, Tootie gets loose but Mrs. Garrett isn't far behind. 

[sprite75]

It's raining men!  Hallelujah!

[AndyC]

"Yoo hoo. Your sweety's coming for you, Mr. tall, dark and mysterious. And I've got something to take care of those big, silver beetles flying around here."

Don Coscarelli was wise to edit out the subplot about Widow Henderson trying to bag the only elderly bachelor in town.

[Leah]

newest reality show: Flavor of this Old Geezer 

[The Burgomaster]

Lord Beasley returns to Gilligan's Island . . . post sex-change . . .

[Leah]

When the groom ran away, the bride went groom huntin for the 597^th time

[paula]

oh, jeez, estelle got out of her room again.....

[AndyC]

"Sorry Aunt Harriet, but Dick and I will have to go butterfly collecting with you another time. Come on, old chum."