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Started by Fausto, January 31, 2010, 06:44:35 PM

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Fausto

"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

Leah

oh pwease, fwuck me hard
yeah no.

Mr. DS

Finally, a p*ssy thats comes with a condom. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

AndyC

Quote from: The DarkSider on January 31, 2010, 07:19:18 PM
Finally, a p*ssy thats comes with a condom. 

Indeed, that's Hello Kitty's slutty sister, Hello p***y.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

paula


"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"

Leah

Hello p***y was searching for her mum, Hello Slutty, so she decided to go prostituting in order to find her
yeah no.

SPazzo

"Introducing the new, Hello Kitty condom holder!  From Hello Kitty, making little girls slutty since 1974!"*


*That is the actual year too!  Look it up.

AndyC

So, is the Hello Kitty condom designed for penises with disproportionately huge heads?
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warlock92346


Leah

this is the result if you give Hello Kitty some LSD!
yeah no.

sprite75

This is a much better idea than the Jar-Jar Binks condom dispenser.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Leah

this is what gay guys drag around
yeah no.

Leah

Hello Kitty: yes, i want to buy this for my dad, Hello Tiger.
yeah no.