WORST DIRECT-TO-VIDEO MOVIES

[The Burgomaster]

A couple years ago, Foywonder posted a link to his reviews of the 10 worst direct-to-video movies of 2006.  Based on his reviews, I purchased the following DVDs:

* MOTOR HOME MASSACRE

* MR. JINGLES

* DARK HARVEST 3: SCARECROW

* KVC: KOMODO VS. COBRA

During this buying spree, I also bought some other trash such as:

* PUMPKIN KARVER

* FEAR OF CLOWNS

* THE GRIM REAPER

* THE BUTCHER

* BLACKWATER VALLEY EXORCISM

* SEVERED: FOREST OF THE DEAD

* KILLJOY

There's already a discussion in this forum about the worst movies of 2009.  Anyone have some recommendations for worst direct-to-video movies of 2009 (with pictures of the boxcovers, if possible) so I can start another buying spree?

[fortunato]

Two of my childhood friends were involved in Mr. Jingles...

[hellbilly]

Two of my childhood friends were involved in Mr. Jingles...

Horrible movie. I got rid of my copy really quick  

As for Worst 2009 DTV movie I'd say the honor goes to Wrong Turn 3. It's not Mr. Jingles bad, more like a huge letdown compared to the extremly fun Part 2.

[indianasmith]

I loved WRONG TURN 3 - but then, I like nearly all Cannibal Mutant Hillbilly movies.

Hmmmm . . . . probably whatever piece of dreck Brain Damage Films churned out last.

[fortunato]

Oh, I'm not defending the honor of Mr. Jingles.  I adore it because it's so bad.

And I can blackmail them twenty years from now, if I feel so inclined. :D

[Joe the Destroyer]

Children of the Living Dead

[Rev. Powell]

PROMETHEUS TRIUMPHANT: A FUGUE IN THE KEY OF FLESH... but pretentious, incompetent and dull bad, not the kind of bad you're hoping for. 

[Leah]

HAHAHAHA, Motor Home Massacre sounds funny 

[meQal]

Scarlett Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest
It has to be one of the lamest pieces of crap that I've ever seen. It came in a Mill Creek box set that I bought off Amazon. It's nothing more than a horrible student film and anyone involved in making it should be ashame of themselves for being associated to that piece of crap. It's painful to watch and has no entertainment value at all.
Granted the entire box set is full of what look like student films which are just as bad.

[Flick James]

Gangs of the Dead (2006): Really bad zombie survival flick with warring gang factions in L.A. stuck together in a warehouse having to fight off invading zombies. I had the misfortune of catching this one on cable a few months back. Not even so-bad-it's-good. It's just pretty unwatchable. Although some of the cartoon south central gangster caricatures made me laugh. No theatrical realease for this one, baby. Straight to cable.

[Skull]

Intercessor: Another Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare (2005) (V) 

This movie is a "F-U" to the Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare fans!!!

[Rev. Powell]

Scarlett Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest
It has to be one of the lamest pieces of crap that I've ever seen. It came in a Mill Creek box set that I bought off Amazon. It's nothing more than a horrible student film and anyone involved in making it should be ashame of themselves for being associated to that piece of crap. It's painful to watch and has no entertainment value at all.
Granted the entire box set is full of what look like student films which are just as bad.

Are you serious?  The plot description sounds amazing!

[meQal]

Scarlett Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest
It has to be one of the lamest pieces of crap that I've ever seen. It came in a Mill Creek box set that I bought off Amazon. It's nothing more than a horrible student film and anyone involved in making it should be ashame of themselves for being associated to that piece of crap. It's painful to watch and has no entertainment value at all.
Granted the entire box set is full of what look like student films which are just as bad.

Are you serious?  The plot description sounds amazing!

LOL, I knew someone would dig that up as soon as I hit the post tab.

[Sister Grace]

Video Violence 1&2
Blood Lines


and pretty much anything barnholtz entertainment puts out. i've had bad luck renting titles put out by them.

[RCMerchant]

Children of the Living Dead

Agree. I gave my copy away.