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Chuck Norris...The Healer...

Started by Mr. DS, December 17, 2009, 10:38:51 PM

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Leah

damn, i thought i told him not to eat the king!
yeah no.

Chainsawmidget

Quote from: The DarkSider on December 17, 2009, 10:38:51 PM

Unlike his deputy, Chuck Norris didn't have to worry about heart attacks because NOTHING attacks Chuck Norris.
"Dammit, Chuck.  The guy's dead.  Stop playing the drums on his stomach.  Show some respect."

BlackAngel75

You see, had he used the Total Gym, this man would not be dead.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Leah

this what happens when you drink out of the firehose.
yeah no.

Leah

Chuck: I want you to know this; you were awesome in bed last night.
yeah no.

AndyC

Chuck drains the life force from another unfortunate victim.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Leah

Chuck: See, this is what happens when you don't believe what Admiral Ackbar say,"It's a Trap!"
yeah no.