Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My...

[Mr. DS]

He didn't know that saying "pull my finger" to Chuck Norris would indeed cost him his finger. 

[retrorussell]

"Hey Chuck, you got a really big booger hanging out of your left nostril.  Yeah, it's pretty gross.  You might want to wipe it with a Kleenex before someone else sees it."

[AndyC]

Seconds before Chuck's heat vision reduced the man's arm to a smoldering stump.

[Jack]

After years of physical therapy, the man did did eventually regain partial use of the arm.

[Skull]

"Hey Chuck one day you'll grow a beard like me."

"Yea?" Chuck Norris said and roundhouse kick the guys beard off his face. "I'll think I'll wear yours for now."

[Psycho Circus]

"Hey you're not a real Texas Ranger! You're that guy from TV!"

[Neville]

"I prefer Steven Seagal, because he is a real cop, not like you"

[Leah]

You will be submitted

[Psycho Circus]

"Pull my finger" 

[Leah]

And remember, don't drink out of the fire hose again!

[venomx]

Thug: Yeah, yeah, yeah whatever ... Thats why Bruce Lee killed yo ass!

Chuck: ...

Thug: Oh and btw ... your friend looks like that fat kid from SuperBad!

[AndyC]

"And after I'm through with you, I'm going to have my way with your partner."

[Mr. DS]

"Suit yourself Chuck but I'm warning you that place has the worst god*amned chili I've ever tasted in my entire life..."

[sprite75]

You tell that fat ass hiding behind you that he still owes me $50 for betting against New Orleans in the Superbowl!  And you tell him he can't hide behind you forever!

[Leah]

this is the result of having been to Chuck Norris' party.