Bleeping Romans!

[sprite75]

Elephant: Bleeping Romans...Let's put this obelisk on your back.  It'll look so cute.  That sprite75 guy will be sure to snap a picture, as will all the other tourists.  Bleeping Romans.  Bleep them all.  I hate them and I bleeping hate carrying this bleeping thing!

[Leah]

Now where's that Ymir?

[Mr. DS]

"When In Rome Do In Rome they say...why I ougtta...grumble grumble grumble..."

[Jack]

Elephant:  "Oh, so it looks top-heavy does it?  Why gee, I've had this thing on my back for 2,000 years now and I never f***ing noticed that!"

[AndyC]

"This is embarrassing. Some idiot thought nobody would notice this isn't a Christian obelisk if they stuck a little cross on top, but who has to stand under it and endure the snickers?"

[Rev. Powell]

Is that an obelisk on your back, or are you just hppy to see me?