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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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flackbait

To the moron who blatently copied off of my test yesterday, congradulation's I didn't even understand half the questions so the jokes on you idiot!

indianasmith

Try making up a bunch of complete nonsense and see if he copies that next time . . . .
then ask the prof if you can re-take the test after class.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Leah

yeah no.

3mnkids

Im cranky today. I hate that. I wish I could give myself a little pep talk and just chill out.
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SPazzo

I have committed the ultimate evil sin...  I asked a girl out over MSN.  She did say yes though...  :twirl:

Rev. Powell

Quote from: SPazzo on February 24, 2010, 12:36:02 PM
I have committed the ultimate evil sin...  I asked a girl out over MSN.  She did say yes though...  :twirl:

Go, my son, and strike out no more.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Leah

now howda know that this is a girl and not a child abuser?
yeah no.

flackbait

Quote from: indianasmith on February 24, 2010, 07:13:37 AM
Try making up a bunch of complete nonsense and see if he copies that next time . . . .
then ask the prof if you can re-take the test after class.
Thanks for the advice. But I think He'll realize when he gets the test back how bad an idea it was. I knew going in to the class that day I wasn't going to pass that quiz! I don't intend to be sitting next to him again though! ALthough I wonder how far I could go using your idea...

Paquita

Quote from: indianasmith on February 23, 2010, 11:18:11 PM
have you ever noticed that the inside white part of the orange peel is kinda good to eat?

I've been afraid of the white part of the orange ever since a boy in nursery school told me that eating the white part of an orange will turn you into a snake.

Mr. DS

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indianasmith

I can categorically state that the white part of the orange does NOT turn you into a ssssssssssnake!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

SPazzo

Quote from: Bull on February 24, 2010, 08:38:43 PM
now howda know that this is a girl and not a child abuser?

I know her in real life...  I'm sort of dating her....  Just not official yet.

BTM

Quote from: Paquita on February 24, 2010, 09:15:32 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on February 23, 2010, 11:18:11 PM
have you ever noticed that the inside white part of the orange peel is kinda good to eat?

I've been afraid of the white part of the orange ever since a boy in nursery school told me that eating the white part of an orange will turn you into a snake.

You know, I know some little boys that if I told that to, they'd be chowing down on oranges like there was no tomorrow.
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Fausto

Quote from: BTM on February 25, 2010, 01:14:26 AM
Quote from: Paquita on February 24, 2010, 09:15:32 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on February 23, 2010, 11:18:11 PM
have you ever noticed that the inside white part of the orange peel is kinda good to eat?

I've been afraid of the white part of the orange ever since a boy in nursery school told me that eating the white part of an orange will turn you into a snake.

You know, I know some little boys that if I told that to, they'd be chowing down on oranges like there was no tomorrow.

I've heard the white parts are actually pretty healthy, as in not just safe to eat, but good for you. The peel itself tastes pretty good when boiled in sugar water and made into candy.
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