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Top 15 most hated films

Started by God the Worms, February 23, 2010, 03:43:06 PM

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RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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ChocolateChipCharlie

1) Moulin Rouge - There will never be a movie worse than Moulin Rouge.  Just thinking about it makes my blood boil.  It doesn't even have Bad Movie charm, it's just bad in every way.
2) Phantom Menace - Jar Jar.....
3) Toys - HOO! HAH!.....HOOHAH!!!  :)
4) West Side Story - As the pattern suggests, I hate 99.99% of all musicals.  This one is particularly ridiculous without having any major comic value.
5) Austin Powers : The Spy Who Shagged Me - Way to ruin one of my favorite movies with a despicable sequel.
6) Eye of the Beholder - I hated this movie for the first 6 minutes, and then I fell asleep.
7) Mamma Mia - I hate ABBA and I hate musicals.  This one's easy.
8) Clerks 2 - I really liked Clerks, but I don't know what the F this movie was supposed to be.
9) Eraserhead - Some Lynch movies are at least interesting.  This movie was just irritating.
10) Planet of the Apes (2001) - The movie, or the planet?  What an unwatchable mess.
11) Con Air - It pains me because I'm a big Cusack fan, but this movie could not have been worse.  John Malkovich sounded like a bad Dutch actor with a bad English accent (I guess he usually sounds like that though...).
12) Son of the Mask - Jamie Kennedy, sometimes you just have to kill your baby.  He's asking for it.
13) Baby's Day Out - Joe Mantegna, you can't be in this movie.  I won't accept it.
14) Troy - I saw this in Spanish (I speak Spanish pretty well - long story), and I sat there in the theater thinking to myself, "I think this movie is terrible, but I'm not SURE...."  I saw it in English later and confirmed my suspicions.  Did they bother to look up the actual pronuncations, or did they just tell the actors to pronounce everything however they thought it should sound?
15) K-Pax - This one was particularly painful because Kevin Spacey and Jeff Bridges are two of my favorite actors.  Ouch.

A few points about previously mentioned movies:

Godfather Part 3 - this would have made the list but Sofia Coppola gets capped, so that redeems it just enough in my view.
Titanic - the only thing that saved this from my list was the extended Kate Winslet scene in the middle.  You know which one I'm talking about.

Skull

Quote from: ChocolateChipCharlie on February 24, 2010, 04:30:50 PM

Godfather Part 3 - this would have made the list but Sofia Coppola gets capped, so that redeems it just enough in my view.


Actually, I really do hate Godfather Part 3, it annoys me because I have seen the first 2 Godfather movies and it seems that there is a giant gap between part 2 and part 3. Although I have not read the books to confirm my suspicions but do I really need to? Godfather part 2 ends with Don Michael Corleone who was furiously angry with his wife (or exwife) for aborting his unborn son, then in part 3 we see Don Michael Corleone 20+ years older and romancing the woman that killed his unborn child... WTF??? We are talking about the same Don Michael Corleone that killed his brother for almost killing him and his wife and children... but he does nothing to his exwife... yea right!

Aside from that there is a noticable gap when you watch the films back to back.

I also think Sofia Coppola is the Jar Jar of the Godfather movies...



skuts

Not necessarily the worst movies ever, just the worst that I remember seeing recently.
(in no particular order)
Moulon Rouge (Kidman)
Repo - The Genetic Opera
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
Funny Games (both of them)
Avatar
The Happening
Life is Beautiful
Titanic
Something About Mary
The Day Time Ended
Blood Freak
Blair Witch Project
Octoman
Sound of Horror
Terms of Endearment
extra bonus:
Anything from Larry Buchanan
Anything from HG Lewis
Anything from Troma
Anything from H. Night Shamalaladingdong
Babies taste best.

Chainsawmidget

No mention of Gigli or House of the Dead yet?  For shame. 

The Burgomaster

Well, here are 7 (in no particular order):

* DUNE
* WIRED
* CADDYSHACK II
* GREASE II
* THE AVENGERS
* TOYS
* FRANKENSTEIN'S BLOODY NIGHTMARE (not to be confused with FRANKENSTEIN'S BLOODY TERROR)
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Skull

Quote from: Chainsawmidget on February 25, 2010, 10:35:05 AM
No mention of Gigli or House of the Dead yet?  For shame. 

hehe... I only hate films that I know the director can do better... :)

Rev. Powell

#22
Tough to hate films... most truly bad films are so boring they're not worth hating.  Here's some that I can muster up hatred for, though.

PROMETHEUS TRIUMPHANT: A FUGUE IN THE KEY OF FLESH (2009): Amatuerish, sloppy and pretentious
ZEITGEIST: THE MOVIE (2007): Conspiracy crap
THE TERROR (1963): Soooo dull
NEKROMANTIK (1987): Shock crap; I see why the director was rejected from film school
THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (1972): Pure sadism, and terribly made to boot
CREATURE FROM THE HAUNTED SEA (1961): Just painful attempts at comedy
MOON OF THE WOLF (1972): Aggressively boring
BASIC INSTINCT (1992): Slick, cyncial, predictable
COCKTAIL (1988): Just flat out stupid and bad
GOOD WILL HUNTING (1997): Tackles genius with the insight of Dr. Phil
DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN (2005): I hate scripts that try to have it both ways: revenge and forgiveness
EX-DRUMMER (2007): Pretentious nihilism
REVOLT OF THE ZOMBIES (1936): An insult to WHITE ZOMBIE
MONSTER A GO-GO (1965): Boring, then insulting
THE DEVIL'S REJECTS (2005): Torture porn that's not 1/2 as clever as it thinks it is

That's enough hate for one day...  :smile:
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Rev. Powell

Here's films other people hated that I kind of like (some I even love):

WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE
NATURAL BORN KILLERS
BOOGIE NIGHTS
SW: ATTACK OF THE CLONES
DAZED & CONFUSED
ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (used to absolutely hate it, but it grew on me)
STAR TREK (2009)
ERASERHEAD (Lynch's best, in my top 15)
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY
BLOOD FREAK (It's 'great'!)
BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

And Burgo, I can understand why you wouldn't like FRANKENSTEINS BLOODY NIGHTMARE, but to me it's hard to hate a labor of love made by a guy with obvious talent behind the camera.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

the ghoul

Some of the choices here are a bit surprising, considering the fact that this is a site for people who like "bad" movies, b-movies, etc.

I can't even begin to sort out a top 15 in this category, but here are 15 movies that I hate in no particular order.

Gone With The Wind
E.T.
Brokeback Mountain
The Dark Knight
Peter Jackson's King Kong
Star Wars
Lord of the Rings
The US Hollywood Godzilla with Matthew Broderick
Valley Girl
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Sound of Music
War of the Worlds -Tom Cruise version
Saturday Night Fever
The All New Adventures of Laurel and Hardy in For Love or Mummy
Titanic

God the Worms

Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 25, 2010, 10:18:48 PM
WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE

UUUUUGH!!! Just ugh! (though it does establish Leonardo DiCaprio as a good actor, yeah, I said it)

Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 25, 2010, 10:18:48 PM
STAR TREK (2009)

I too liked this, then again I'm not a Trekkie...

Two movies I liked that everyone seems to hate here.
The Devil's Rejects (I realize its shameless self indulgence, and I by no means regard as a masterpiece, but it was better than Inglorious Basterds)

The Dark Knight (I am a HUGE Joker fan, I love it mainly for him)


KYGOTC

#26
the only ones that i truely HATE that i can think of right now are-

Another Gay Movie and its sequels....


and.....ohhh...I feel shameful just TYPING OUT the damn thing.......


.........THE TWILIGHT SAGA



aw, jeez. now i need to take a doddamn shower. dammit.
"I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!"

vukxfiles


KYGOTC

Quote from: vukxfiles on February 26, 2010, 01:40:47 AM
Quote from: the ghoul on February 25, 2010, 10:44:51 PM

Brokeback Mountain


May I ask why?

personaly, i thought it was borring. But then again, im not big on dramas.
"I'm a man too, you know! I go pee-pee standing up!"

vukxfiles

No, I'm meaning does he hate it because he doesn't think it's a good movie, or because it's about homosexuals.