The Giant Claw

[Texdar]

Ackk....I thought I'd never cough that thing up.

[peter johnson]

Not a caption, but the "Not craw . . .CRAW!!" quote comes from the TV show Get Smart --
Did they also use the same line in "The Nude Bomb", the Get Smart movie?
peter johnson/denny crane

[Count Ratfink]

Driven past the point of endurance by the white man's arrogance and disbelief, Wanka-sah, the great thunderbird, decides to prove a planeload of skeptics very, painfully wrong.

or

Random guy on ground to salesperson: "I said I wanted to buy the car, not an actual thunderbird! Why, my insurance wouldn't even begin to cover what he's about to do to that plane!" 

[retrorussell]

In Blood Freak 2, Herschel is fed a different kind of bird, laced with growth hormones.  The results are predictably disastrous.

[Leah]

Ma, I think Doofy got out again. we needs a stronger leash.