Movie Matchups of All Time

[raj]

Dirty Harry v. Charles Bronson in Deathwish (I forget his character's name.)
Sort of like Batman v. Superman, neither one is bad, so how do you get one to be in the wrong.

[Fearless Freep]

Sauron vs Saruman
Sauron vs Emporer Palpetine

Gandalf versus Obi-Wan Kenobi

[BlackAngel]

For the most annoying actor in the world:

Carrot Top vs. Pauley Shore vs.David Arquette.
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Meteor Man can kick Superman's ass

[fireal]

raj wrote:
>
> Dirty Harry v. Charles Bronson in Deathwish (I forget his
> character's name.)
> Sort of like Batman v. Superman, neither one is bad, so how
> do you get one to be in the wrong.

Read Dc's Dark Knight Returns Two to see Batman kicking Supermans big kryptonian butt!

[slax]

Leprechaun Vs. Willow

in a dwarf tossing match-up,the one that gets tossed the farthest wins

[Funk, E.]

I must revise my previous post w/ the entry of a third candidate for worst actor of all time contest, drumroll please...

Kevin Costner!

There it is folks, a movie rendered so mind numbing by poor performances peoples heads would explode in the theater. Reviewers would be hauled out and incarcerate at Arkham Asylum gibbering non-sense about "the horror, the horror..." It would recieve an NC-17 rating with absolutely no nudity required. John Waters and Peter Jackson could only wish their early works had been so disturbing. Don't look now it's

"Wes Craven presents: The Three Muskateers 2003"

[Evan3]

Funk E., haow could you not put Christian Bale in there he is pretty much a piece of wood, (after all, there are 4 musketeers, and let Bruckheimer produce the film)
 Come on, Keanu deserves more credibility than Cage or Costener.

A mean Jet Li (he is a much better bad guy than good) vs. a young Jackie Chan.

Dont forget the Ewoks vs. The Gremlins (or Lucas vs. Spielburg for that matter).

[raj]

If any of them comes out alive, it will be a sad day for moviedom.

[Funk, E.]

Definately need Bruckheimer in the mix to round things out. I'm affraid I have to disagree about Keanu. His agent has mannaged to place him in some good movies, but he himself is AWAYS a liability in all of them. He cannot act, he can't even pretend to act the way Cage and Costner do. You'd get more defined character out of him if you put him on a lathe and fashioned him into a chair leg.

[Vermin Boy]

Czech it out:

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/ewok_gremlins.shtml

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/lucas_spielberg.shtml

Consecutive weeks, too (though Spielberg totally should've won).

[The Burgomaster]

* Darth Vader vs. Ralph Nader
* Sherlock Holmes vs. John Holmes
* Abbott and Costello meet Arsenio Hall (in the Wax Museum)
* Blacula vs. Blackenstein
* Charlton Heston, George Kennedy, Robert Wagner, and Edward Albert in "Airport 2003."
* The Brady Bunch vs. The Partridge Family on "Fear Factor."
* Dean Martin and Herschell Gordon Lewis
* Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Bill Cosby, and David Crosby in "Road to Has-Been."
* Steven King and Don King in "Twins."
* Jack Lemmon, Fiona Apple, Neenah Cherry, and Daryl Strawberry in "Breakfast of Champions."
* Judy Garland, Ray Bolger, Bert Lahr, and Jack Haley in "Oz: The Complete Third Season."
* Ben & Jerry meet Tom & Jerry

[Goon]

    The Horta vs.  The Creeping Terror.  

So when do we start writing anouncer commentary for these ideas?

----ooo-'U'-ooo-----Kilroy was here.

[Evan3]

Ah yes, I remember that site, not as fun as it used to be. It seems run by star wars fans too. I didnt know they did Gremlins vs. Ewoks though.

Another I thought up wasMario, vs. Crash Bandicoot, vs. Sonic, the three icons go at it