Alligator People

[Saucerman]

Anthrocrocoslipophobia: The fear of being chased around a laboratory table, by an alligator person, when the floor has been freshly waxed and you're in socks. 

[Count Ratfink]

All around the surgery bench/ the caiman dude chased the doctor...

or

"You said this was just a tanning booth Doctor Byrne, not a gene gun! Oh, you're so gonna get it!"

[Leah]

Dude, this will make the girls WET!

[retrorussell]

Hey doc; thanks for the surgery!  Now I don't have to brush my teeth anymore; little birds come and clean them for me!