The House That Screamed

[Greg Smith]

This movie is the absolute worst of all time!  Although, it was incredibly entertaining and laughable with a house full of people watching it. It's set in glorious Wellsboro, PA, one of the least scariest places in the known universe. The plot is about a horror writer who rents this haunted house so he can compose his next book. The ghosts that died there, incredibly enough, still inhabit the house, and they, of course, torment the writer.  It's complete with horrible gore effects, bad music, awful makeup, 15 dollar bills, and the nastiest sex scene your eyes have ever seen... that being said, you should check it out if you ever get the chance, you will laugh your ass off.

-Greg

[Perk]

Question is this the one  wher the guy "ripped his eyes out by "  by putting fruit rollups over his face?  If so man did that movie .... I have no words for it.  And I think there is a part two

[Creepozoid]

If you think this is bad wait till you see part 2 and other Oscar-caliber efforts of the Polonia brothers

[Jim]

I can't wait to see part 2, I hope they just replay the girl's brain flying through the window for two hours.  They didn't show it nearly enough in this one.

[Angie]

I just want to know why it took him so long to rip his eyes out, i would have thought he would have done it after that disturbing love making scene. Lord knows  I wanted to.

[Greg Smith]

There's a part 2? LONG LIVE THE POLONIAS!!!!

[Eldon]

The part that I love the most (next to the delayed brains slamming into the window that had a curtain on it) was when the guy ripped out his eardrums.  I wish I had fingers that small.

[Brother Ragnarok]

Just be glad the house didn't vanish.

Brother R

[The Burgomaster]

I am just disappointed that they don't make as many movies called "The House _______ " (fill in the blank) as they used to.

THE HOUSE THAT SCREAMED
THE HOUSE THAT VANISHED
THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD
THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETARY
THE HOUSE OF SEVEN CORPSES
THE HOUSE OF WHIPCORD
THE HOUSE WHERE EVIL DWELLS

The list is endless, but not very recent.

[Creepozoid]

Add my THE HOUSE THAT EVIL BUILT to that as well.