National Academy of Science Says Superheroes Should have 1 Power Only

[Mofo Rising]

I keep thinking of Mystery Men. Talk about specialized and weak powers.

"I'm the Shoveller. I shovel very well."

Or a line from one of my favorite origin stories of all time:

"...and in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who was walking by..."

[Skull]

I keep thinking of Mystery Men. Talk about specialized and weak powers.

"I'm the Shoveller. I shovel very well."

Or a line from one of my favorite origin stories of all time:

"...and in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who was walking by..."

Oh, I love the invisible boy that turns invisible when nobody is looking... hehe :)

[Pilgermann]

I think that this study was commissioned by WyreWizard.

My thoughts exactly!  I figured that this article would give him a warm feeling inside.

[RCMerchant]

I think that this study was commissioned by WyreWizard.

My thoughts exactly!  I figured that this article would give him a warm feeling inside.

Ah! My arch nemisis WyreWizard! I shall use my bendo vinegar vision to turn his bones to rubber-fly at super fast speed to the planet of the Giant Bratmen,who will proceed to use his body as a slingshot band! EXELCIOR!  (did I spell that right? Spelling is NOT one of my super powers...it's my kryptonite.... )

[Dennis]

I keep thinking of Mystery Men. Talk about specialized and weak powers.

"I'm the Shoveller. I shovel very well."

My personal favorite from the same movie.

"I am the PMS Avenger, but I only work five days per month."