A Clockwork Orange

[The Burgomaster]

Okay . . . here's my idea.

How about a remake of A Clockwork Orange?

It could be a Jerry Bruckheimer production, directed by Michael Bay.

Alex could be played by Hugh Grant.

Dim could be played by Jack Black.

Never mind. I'll shut up now . . .

[raj]

Joe wrote:
>
> Okay . . . here's my idea.
>
> How about a remake of A Clockwork Orange?
>
> It could be a Jerry Bruckheimer production, directed by
> Michael Bay.

Don't give them any ideas

> Alex could be played by Hugh Grant.

LOL!

[slax]

I like the Dim/Jack Black match-up =]

[Funk, E.]

joe... you are a sick, sick man :-)

[Evan3]

f**k yeah, Hugh Grant is one of the greatest actors I know. It would be fun to see him against type

[Vermin Boy]

Jesus, don't DO that!! I have to wash my brain just for conceptualizing that!

[lonecorndog]

What kind of evil, parallel universe could spawn such a hideous idea? (no reflection on you, of course).

[JohnL]

It could be worse; Ben Affleck as Alex. :)

[Squishy]

If Chris Farley wasn't dead, we could have an SNL version of the Droogs, led by Adam Sandler. He would, of course, listen to opera instead of Ludwig Von.

[Lancer]

Sure I could deal with a remake but less "English" and more "Urban like"

[Bernie]

How about  Carrot Top as Alex?  (Sorry if anybody's eating while they read this....)

[Evan3]

How about Keanu Reeves as Alex, there would be something disturbing about his blank facial expression as he beats someone to a pulp.

[Fearless Freep]

less "English" and more "Urban like"

Nah, the English resrver works well against the "what are we willing to do to our citizens to maintain our society"

[Neville]

Shhhhhh!!!! You are giving the studios ideas...

[The Burgomaster]

Carrot Top as Alex? Naaaaaah, I don't think so.

However, I think he would be PERFECT for a live-action skating production of "Chucky on Ice."