Recession hits CSI Miami.

[Neville]

- I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

- If you leave me go, I won't tell you're packing a toy gun.

- Agreed.

[Vik]

.44 Magnum

Sorry if I'm being anal, but that looks like a flare gun

[sprite75]

Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before!

Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.

[Neville]

.44 Magnum

Sorry if I'm being anal, but that looks like a flare gun

It is, but the joke works better if you ignore that.

[Jack]

Because of this guy, there's now a sign in front of the armory saying "All sunglasses must be removed prior to picking out weapons".

[Chainsawmidget]

Are you Sarah Conner?

[Flangepart]

"They said I had a real flare for comedy, so laugh or else!"

[TheDope]

Oh, sorry pal; I thought you were Yosemite Sam.

[The Gravekeeper]

What you don't see is the homicidal scarecrow he's pointing a flare gun at.

[AndyC]

"One more step and I'll signal a passing ship. I mean it."

[Leah]

Guy off screen: That ain't a real gun, i can see the Made in China inscription on it!