Do you have any comment?

[sprite75]

Do you have any comment on the rumor that all managers will be required to wear the same outfits as the waitresses?

[Leah]

excuse me but, do you have anything that'll make me wasted beyond belief?

[Vik]

Hi fatass.

[Chainsawmidget]

"here to comment on today's top story, some fat guy."

[retrorussell]

Reporter: Excuse me, sir, but if you can answer one quick question.. have you ever seen a treadmill?
Fat guy: Yeah.  It was delicious.

[TheDope]

REPORTER - Sir, do you confirm or deny that you are the person businesses refer to when they talk about their competition "eating their lunches"?
GUY- Let's just say I'm one of the happiest guys on Wall Street (burp).

[Leah]

Excuse me, do you have any drugs?

[Nukie 2]

Excuse me sir, you look like you'd know just how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop!

[Mr. Sock Puppet]

 "Yer mouth sure is purty"

[Mr. DS]

"We are short a whole box of Twinkies, do you know anything about their whereabouts?"

[JJ80]

"So Mr Yamamoto, you say that the new initiative to retrain former sumo wrestlers in new careers has had a positive effect on your life."

[Flangepart]

Well, Cal Tech wants me to do jumping jacks...something about calibrating the sismic gear...

[Leah]

Sir, do you watch Larry King?
Watch him, I ATE him, kinda bitter, though, needed more cowbell.

[Nukie 2]

Reporter: Excuse me sir, do you know where I could find Sue Chin?
Fat Guy: How the hell should I know?
Reporter: Well you have more chins than a Chinese phone book!

[Leah]

do you now where the ladies room is?