Need help thinging up a good comeback!

[KYGOTC]

To me, one of the most hilarious things in the known universe is when people pick fights on the internet. And to my joy, today some girl picked a fight with me on facebook. Now, while i dont take internet fights seriously at all, i do like to participate in them, in a joking manner. It's like a fine art. but today, i got a bit of writer's block and cant think up a clever comeback for this girl. can any of you fellas gimmie a hand?

heres the conversation:



Lindsay Weigel- PATCHPATCH, YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A TOTAL f**kING 10! Old dude's face next to her says it all, it's like "Don't get boner, don't get boner, don't get boner."

5 hours ago · KYGOTC- Doubt it. That guy's lightsaber probobly hasn't been able to ignite scince 1962.

about an hour ago · .Lindsay Weigel -Hey, f**ktard, if I wanted to talk to YOU I would comment on YOUR pictures.

about an hour ago · KYGOTC- Careful now, Lindsay. Anger is the path to the Dark Side.

about an hour ago · .Lindsay Weigel- I'm just going to take whatever path you're not on.
49 minutes ago ·

[Mr. DS]

Lindsay, I'm seriously getting concerned, that last comment sounds like fear and thats another step towards The Dark Side...

[Leah]

getting to the dark side will mean that you will NOT get laid!

[jimmybob]

"you mean the gay path?"

got em

-Jimmybob

[Allhallowsday]

"I'm just going to take whatever path you're not on. "
That would be the high road.