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Good Idea, Bad Idea

Started by Joe the Destroyer, June 02, 2010, 03:48:32 AM

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Joe the Destroyer

Kudos to Information Geek for posting this video and reminding me of the awesomeness of GI,BI. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8PhzrmBgMI&playnext_from=TL&videos=0OU0dRL6rC0

Anyway, I figured with as many clever, twisted, and off the wall folks as we have here, I'm betting we can come up with some pretty funny Good Idea, Bad Idea posts.  Please, dump them here in mass loads.  Come back and dump more as you think of them. 

Kinda like this:

Good Idea:
Visiting your sick friend at the hospital

Bad Idea:
Visiting your sick friend at the morgue.

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Good Idea:
Putting a fresh coat of paint on your house.

Bad Idea:
Putting a fresh coat of gasoline on your house.

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Good Idea:
Inviting friends over to watch Dead Alive/Braindead.

Bad Idea:
Inviting friends over to watch The Rats Are Coming!  The Werewolves Are Here!

Trevor

Good idea: washing Trevor's underpants.

Bad idea: trying to get the things off of him and into the washing machine before they attack you.

:buggedout: :buggedout: :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

retrorussell

Good idea: Picking up a hoe to chop weeds with.
Bad idea: Picking up a ho that's an undercover cop.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

macabre

hi
good idea: asking my wife out for our first date.
bad idea: asking my wife to marry me.

good idea: suggesting we have children
bad idea:suggesting we have children!
GEEZ! I NEVER REALISED A BRAIN WEIGHED SO MUCH.
WHY HAVE YOU GOT A KNIFE IN YOUR HAND? I HAVEN'T IT'S IN YOUR CHEST.
A MARATHON! MY WIFE COULDN'T RUN A BATH WITHOUT FEELING TIRED.

Mr. DS

Good Idea:  Cutting fresh flowers for your date.
Bad Idea:  Cutting your date up to fertilize the flowers.

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Leah

good Idea: Painting your house
Bad Idea: Painting your wife's blouse

good idea: have sex
Bad Idea: have sex

Good Idea: gettin' a ham sandwich
bad idea: gettin' a HAND sandwich

Good Idea: watchin a movie while trying to get a girl
Bad Idea: watching a movie while driving to get a girl


yeah no.

Flick James

Good Idea: walking out of the master bathroom completely naked after a shower for the entertainment of your wife in an effort to inspire some fooling around.

Bad Idea: walking out of the master bathroom completely naked after a shower for the entertainment of your spouse in an effort to inspire some fooling around without verifying for certain that her visiting mother went off to bed for the night and didn't walk into the room for some reason.

Yikes.
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

retrorussell

Good idea: Walking your dog.
Bad idea: Wokking your dog.  Hey, don't eat Man's Best Friend!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

JaseSF

Good idea: Watching Nuns on the Run with your friends
Bad idea: Watching old lady nuns with runs in their stockings.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Rev. Powell

GOOD IDEA: Going to the golf course and getting a hole in one with your friends.
BAD IDEA: Going to the golf course and putting a hole in one of your friends.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

paula

Quote from: The DarkSider on June 03, 2010, 11:18:27 AM
Good Idea:  Cutting fresh flowers for your date.
Bad Idea:  Cutting your date up to fertilize the flowers.



i don't know....some would beg to differ

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"

retrorussell

Good idea: Getting lunch with a drink.
Bad idea: Losing your lunch due to drink.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."