New Mall Security

[Draug]

Tired of loosing money, the executive board of the mall finally hires professional security guards to get rid of the shoplifters once and for all.

[Pennywise]

"Okay, Professor Pig, I'll torch these woods and you rake up the remains."

[JPickettIII]

This is what happens when kids go skateboarding and don't walk.

Or

The little old lady just stole a small package of AAAs.

[Mr. DS]

"Call me crazy but isn't there an easier way to light the candle boss?"

[Andrew]

Flamethrower guy:  "Are you sure it was an alien xenomorph?"

Guy with the rake:  "I suppose that it could have been my mother-in-law."

Flamethrower guy:  "Should I stop?"

Guy with the rake:  "No."

[Leah]

TAKE THAT, YOU VICIOUS VIKINGS! TRY TO TAKE TREVOR'S UNDERPANTS!

[sprite75]

Cool, Spaceballs: The Flame Thrower works really good!

[The Gravekeeper]

Textbook case of "flamethrower envy."