Shark Carving

Mr. DS · June 12, 2010, 08:15:57 PM

From my review of Shark Attack...

"Alright its ready...I've got dibs on the liver..."

InformationGeek · June 12, 2010, 08:22:41 PM

"Gentlemen and lady, after many test and different experiments, I have reached 2 conclusions. Number one, this is a shark; and number two, which is most important, this shark is dead. Any questions?"

retrorussell · June 12, 2010, 11:44:18 PM

Well, whattya know.. he DIDN'T have a candygram!

Leah · June 13, 2010, 04:50:54 PM

Shark attack 4: Revenge of the Mini Megalodon

AndyC · June 18, 2010, 07:05:08 AM

"You didn't cook the rice? Tell me you at least bought the nori sheets."

Texdar · June 18, 2010, 11:01:43 AM

Their viewing of a man eating shark didn't turn out to be what they expected.

Chainsawmidget · June 19, 2010, 08:48:12 PM

"Wait... if the sushi is here, then what did we do with Mrs. Johnson's body?"

Flangepart · June 24, 2010, 06:06:56 PM

Don't look at me, Doc. The shark cut the cheese.

Leah · June 24, 2010, 09:46:33 PM

You Bought this for HOW MUCH?

The Gravekeeper · June 25, 2010, 01:10:09 AM

Are you seriously telling me that no one brought the stuffing?!

TheDope · June 26, 2010, 11:35:56 PM

Well, we'd better call Mister Spielberg; Bruce didn't make it.

Shark Carving

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