Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...

[Draug]

After talking about how her dream wedding should be for 11 hours straight Freddy really started to get second thoughts about his proposal.

[sprite75]

But Master, you have six husbands!  Why can't I have one for myself?!

[Mr. DS]

"I told you we should have eaten at White Castle..."

[Leah]

Oooooh, we can have a mattress for $199.00!

[indianasmith]

"I was the greatest fraud of all.  I . . . used . . . preservatives!"

[Nukie 2]

Hey it's Joe Strummer, now we understand the inspiration for the line "London Calling to the zombies of death, quit holding out and draw another breath"!

or "For the world so loved Joe Strummer, he came back!"

[Texdar]

This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a stiff one!

[retrorussell]

Freddy: Why?!  Why can't you just marry me and tolerate my cocaine habit??

[TheDope]

WOMAN - Why Lord; why did you have to kill my beloved Seth Green??
MAN  - But I'm not Seth Green...I'm Michael Rappaport.
WOMAN - (looks around) Where's that shotgun....

[judge death]

Mike just couldn't resist the ad that promised to show him nude pictures of ann coulter. And he paid the price.

[AndyC]

"For the last time, lady, you're stoned and I'm not a guitar."

[Skull]

This was my first and last time I'm eating your mothers potato salid!

[Hammock Rider]

My boyfriend's a ...sob....MIME!!!!!!