Things Learned from certain video games

[Joe the Destroyer]

I don't remember if someone already did this topic, but I'm creating/reviving/hijacking it! 

Saints Row games

-Pouring beer on someone who's been dead for less than 30 seconds will revive them
-Police lose interest in murderers after about two minutes
-Kicking someone in the testicles enough times will cause them to bleed profusely
-A two car garage is actually a fifty car garage
-Drunkenness causes your vision to look like a screen saver
-You can move a vehicle several feet by hitting it with a katana
-Killing a man in a hotdog suit with a grenade is harder than it sounds
-Some people get off on fender benders

[Jack]

TimeShift - shooting someone 20 times will only knock them down, however hitting them with a 5 round burst, followed by another 5 round burst, will kill them.

Fallout 3 - you can actually break a shotgun by shooting it more than 30 times.  And as a gun gets old, its bullets become much less effective.

[The Gravekeeper]

Dead Rising: Zombies are slightly smarter than your average mall shopper.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time: Your average, run-of-the-mill chicken is immortal and will call in reinforcements to peck you to death if you mess with it.

Splatterhouse 3: If you drop anything at all, kleptomaniac ghosts will steal it.

Half-Life 2: The near-extinction of the human race will cause people to suddenly become very polite, but will also destroy their concept of personal space.

Pokemon: There is nothing unethical about sending children out into the wilderness on their own to force wild animals into tiny containers (and somehow convert them into computer data) and then to make those animals beat the crap out of each other. It's also perfectly acceptable to expect these same children to single-handedly bring down organizations of dangerous criminals and megalomaniacs.

[Jack]

Fallout 3 - you can fire off a mini-nuke inside a room and not kill any of the people there.  And shooting someone in the face with a laser rifle doesn't effect their vision at all.  And in the post-apocalyptic future, for god's sake bring a compass.  The whole world will be a maze of subway tunnels, blocked off streets and half-destroyed buildings.

[Trevor]

-Kicking someone in the testicles enough times will cause them to bleed profusely

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