Worst nude scene in any movie

[The Burgomaster]

Cast your votes here.

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[Damien]

Eye of the Needle... would that be Child Porn? The actess in the bathtub with a boy child (I dont think that was her kid) and she is clearly naked (at least you see her tits in the kids face)

[Funk, E.]

Agent 72... Ick, ick, ick, ick. Aww the meer thought has me feeling dirty... *goes to shower*

[Fearless Freep]

Replikator has a strip tease scene by some lady who I guess was some Italian porn star or something but the scene seemed pretty out of place and she seemed a bit....past her prime.

[Paquita]

I forgot if it was in Whore or Whore 2.. i think it was just Whore.. theres a scene where the Whore is in a bar and theres a naked woman behind her with the WORST boob job I've ever seen!!  her boobs were lumpy!!  It was like she had a butt on her boob! EWW!!
Just for the record  I rented it on accident! I swear!  it was in the box for another movie which was nothing like Whore but i forgot what it was.. but I watched it anyway.

love colleen

[Evan3]

Didnt Cathy Bates take off her clothes in About Schmidt? Isnt she 100 years old, (same age as average academy voter) which would explain why she has a nomination.

[Bubba]

Kathy Bates was pretty disgusting looking in "About Schmidt," but the whole scene was so shocking and funny to be called truly terrible. I'd say that the nude scene I hated most was the skinny dipping/motercylce riding geezers in "Waking Ned Divine."

[BryceDavid]

Julie Andrews flashing her tits in SOB. Okay, it's not a nude scene, more like a topless scene but the whole thing was just ridiculous.

For some reason, I'm having a difficult time coming up with titles or moments. I guess I erased most of them from my mind. LOL!

[Brother Ragnarok]

In the spirit of beating a dead horse, the old lady sex scene in "The House That Vanished."  I do not want to see breasts that have varicose veins and wrinkles.

Brother R

[Deej]

Okay, so it wasn't a nude scene, but believe me, my friends...It was the most horrible thing I've ever scene, and I've seen some nasty crap.

In the HBO movie Poodle Springs, Joe Don Baker has a swimming pool scene. No, I'm not kidding, and he was wearing a really tight swim suit. Really tight. So, there's Joe Don, all fat and white, puffy, pasty, 400lbs of him. Just smiling and dripping, and GOD it was awful. He looked like a body that had been pulled out a river after about a week, all bloated with a kind of potted-meat consitency. 'Gads.

I've seen double helo crashes, car crashes, and my Grandma in her undies, but of all the horrible things I've seen or can even imagine, this, ungodly image, is the one that is permanently etched on my corneas and in my poor, poor brain.

[Scott0]

To quote that Nike GO commercial "Scorched into my retina." Ouch. Sorry you had to go through that. That's why we're here for you.

Scottie

[Dunners]

Milla yo-yo-b***h in resident evil


talk about pathetic and she dont got much to show either! I'll take Bakers nude pasty ass anyday, just cause its funny.

[Hamburger Pimp]

I thought that scene was creepy as hell!!  

Which I was assuming was the intention, seeing how Mila is really, really hot.

I don't think its a bad scene, just not very erotic.  Like Harvey Keitel in the Bad Lieutenant.

[Andrew]

Russ Meyer's "Up!" begins  with a disturbing scene in which Adolph Hitler (okay, he only looks like Hitler) is in the middle of some rather disturbing sex.  The rest of the film is filled with bountiful women, but those first five or ten minutes - yikes.  Maybe it is just the idea of a naked Hitler...

I will also say that a number of the "brutal Nazi camp" films have ugly nude scenes.

[mdcarter]

the old-folks orgy from NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW