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August 04, 2010, 06:58:28 PM
Abby Arcane: Is there a Mrs. Swamp Thing?
Swamp Thing: No, I'm a bachelor.

indianasmith

#1
August 04, 2010, 09:54:42 PM
SYFY awesomeness.  With a hint of boobies!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Jack

#2
August 05, 2010, 06:43:14 AM
Ah, the pinnacle of originality!   :teddyr:  I'll have to check this out. 
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Hammock Rider

#3
August 05, 2010, 11:49:39 AM
Kristy Swanson, Robert Davi, a shark, and a swamp. What more do you need?
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

JPickettIII

#4
August 05, 2010, 11:56:41 AM
For the sequel how about Swamp Shark vs. Super Gator vs. Boa vs. Python!

I did notice from the trailer that there is the classic formula.

Monster  :buggedout:  + Hot Females  :tongueout:  + Sex  :cheers:  + Secluded Town  :hatred:  + Smart Hot Person who can shoot  :thumbup:  + plus females exposing certain frontal retail space   :wink: :thumbup: :teddyr: :tongueout: :cheers: = one bad but fun movie  :smile:.

I will watch it!

Later,

John
\\\\\\\"Freedom is not free\"\\\\\\ or ///\"Where ever you go, there you are!\"///

InformationGeek

#5
August 06, 2010, 07:53:11 AM
Got love that line:  It's not a normal shark.  It swims and it kills.

Alright then smart guy, what does a normal shark do?

With Swamp Shark now, how many shark films does this make that has or will becoming out this year? 
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Raffine

#6
August 06, 2010, 02:13:39 PM
Wow! Tommy Lee Jones!

No.. wait...

QuoteAlright then smart guy, what does a normal shark do?

Swim, kills, and make little sharks?
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

InformationGeek

#7
August 06, 2010, 02:37:56 PM
Quote from: Raffine on August 06, 2010, 02:13:39 PM
QuoteAlright then smart guy, what does a normal shark do?

Swim, kills, and make little sharks?

You also forgot that it craps as well!   :teddyr:
Website: http://informationgeekreviews.blogspot.com/

We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Swamp Thing

#8
August 06, 2010, 07:11:12 PM
So far we are getting Sharktopus, Super Shark Attack, and Swamp Shark. Looking like a good end to the year!
Abby Arcane: Is there a Mrs. Swamp Thing?
Swamp Thing: No, I'm a bachelor.

Chainsawmidget

#9
August 06, 2010, 07:21:17 PM
I suppose this movie is for people that thought Jaws didn't have enough rednecks in it.

judge death

#10
August 08, 2010, 06:44:57 AM
 So how long until we have "Zombie shark", "vampire shark" and "frankenshark"?

Not to mention "Sharkula" and eventually "Star shark", followed by "star shark, the next generation."

Chainsawmidget

#11
August 08, 2010, 10:32:03 PM
There was a Frankenfish.  Does that count?

Joe the Destroyer

#12
August 10, 2010, 01:54:03 PM
What about...

I Married a Shark?

Dawn of the Sharks?

Shark of Satan?

Sharks vs. Ninjas?

Ghost Shark?

Wereshark? (I don't know, you had him last)

Doggett

#13
August 10, 2010, 02:35:18 PM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on August 10, 2010, 01:54:03 PM
What about...

I Married a Shark?

Dawn of the Sharks?

Shark of Satan?

Sharks vs. Ninjas?

Ghost Shark?

Wereshark? (I don't know, you had him last)

My Stepmothers a shark

Batman Returns (with a shark)

Bride of Shark

The Men Who Stare at Sharks
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

indianasmith

#14
August 10, 2010, 03:21:35 PM
The Men Who Stare at Sharks

Wouldn't that be most of us, during Discovery's Shark Week?
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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