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Chinese Govt says get off that bench or get a spike up the butt

Started by wickednick, August 17, 2010, 05:58:51 AM

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wickednick

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/New_benches_are_a_pain_in_the

Maybe we should adopt this in central park, make those bums actually have to work and pay for a nice cozy bench to sleep on..

Smells like popcorn and shame

Skull


3mnkids

Stupid   :lookingup:   As to the "bums"... yeah, im sure its just sooo comfortable for them in the winter and rain sleeping on those benches. How dare they.
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

Skull



Actually, there are some that may think a spiked park bench could be comfortable...

The Gravekeeper

Wow...this is actually a pretty good example of someone completely missing the point. I think I might need to share this with the rest of the art department!

jimmybob

The poor obviously cannot afford comfort in a communist country.  :question:

-Jimmybob

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judge death

Hmm, this is pretty mild. In china I'd have expected a bench that automatically shoots loiterers in the head, then deploys a series of blades to extract their organs and package them for sale on the transplant market.

Skull

Quote from: jimmybob on August 17, 2010, 08:37:55 PM
The poor obviously cannot afford comfort in a communist country.  :question:

-Jimmybob

Lol... This is what happens when you have capitalism and communism mix...  :bouncegiggle:

Umaril The Unfeathered

Quote from: judge death on August 18, 2010, 12:55:26 AM
Hmm, this is pretty mild. In china I'd have expected a bench that automatically shoots loiterers in the head, then deploys a series of blades to extract their organs and package them for sale on the transplant market.

Werd...people don't realize how really cold and brutal the Chinese government truly is.  What the Japanese did to their neighbors in pre-war and WW2 Asia the Chinese do for fun.  Next to some of the violence they've practiced, America is still in Sunday school..

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