The Future Belongs to Undead Gods death scene -

[peter johnson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=birQRLFyDy0

Do please show this - I was covered in artificial blood for a . . . while . . . Hope this links to the actual preview, but it may not - I am not literate in the ways of the internet .  . .

peter johnson/denny crane -

It's supposed to be the gol'darn trailer!!

[peter johnson]

Well actually, this is better than the YouTube program!!  What?  I do not understand computers & the internet/electronics - but what is playing here now on badmovies sounds and looks better than the bit on YouTube -- Does Andrew have some magical elixer electronic power to make these images appear . . . well, maybe good?  I dunno - Anyway, the only bit here in the faux Italian preview here that is actually me is the goateed individual who is pulling his head back with a snap after being castrated and gutted - showbiz is always so glamourous . . .
Youse Guys will love this:  No, do not be deceived by the trailer, as it is NOT a "Slasher Film", but rather goes into the supernatural quite a bit .  Oh, the guy in the werewolf mask?  Total smoky red fish of popular breakfaust origins.
In any case, I get the snappy End Credit . . . you know, the one that says . . .
"And Peter Johnson as Dr. Clark" - hey, that means a lot in dollar value to a casting director . . . don't be cynical . . .

peter johnson/denny crane/oh fook - I did another one, didn't I ? . . .

[Rev. Powell]

That's some ultracheese there, Denny C... you should be proud for being associated with it! 

[peter johnson]

I am - I can't wait to see how the scenes with the rubber monsters turned out!

peter johnson/denny working with rubber . . .

[peter johnson]

Good Lord - Have I been away that long?  I thought there would be a tremendous rush of people waiting to kill the fatted calf for me - well, dang, I guess nobody cares.  I thought there would have been lots of nasty comments, remarks about my heritage, bad puns . . . I guess no one loves me any more . . . I mean, COME ON PEOPLE!! - I finally finished this brutal thing that has kept me away from you all - along with my other 2 -
peter . .. .denny . . . dying now   . .

[Mofo Rising]

Alright, Denny. You are going to die for subjecting me to that footage.

Well, not really. But it looks like prime zero-budget film-making. Are you close to finishing? Do you have a distribution deal yet?

I'm not "lucky" enough to have seen ROBOCHIC. Is this another movie you will torture us with?

In all seriousness, let us know when we can witness this work.

[peter johnson]

Film is 98% complete - yes, there will be commercial distribution soon - the director - Nick Gossert - actually made some money with a Mexican wrestlers vs. zombies movie, so knows how to distribute films.  I'll soon be working with him on a new Fu Manchu adaptation that will be a webcast.  More as this develops -

peter crane/denny johnson

PS:  I see VHS copies of ROBOCHIC online as CYBERCHIC (Same film) for as little as 75 cents.  Do yourself a favor and buy me!

[Rev. Powell]

I've seen ROBOCHIC.  It's a movie! And Denny is in it! 

[peter johnson]

Mail me a copy & I'll sign it fer ye!

peter i'm really a movie star, no seriously, really/denny i can't believe you just said that wanker crane

[Rev. Powell]

Mail me a copy & I'll sign it fer ye!

peter i'm really a movie star, no seriously, really/denny i can't believe you just said that wanker crane

PJ/DC, the copy I saw was signed.  I got it from a board member here and I passed it on to another---Anubis von Mojo, who's since disappeared.  The idea was that we were going to ask a trivia question, and the person who answered it correctly would receive the disc as a prize.  Now I wished I'd held onto it; a signed copy of ROBOCHIC would have been by far the rarest item in my DVD collection!

It is worth a view for bad movies fan.  Look for PJ/DC as "Gimp, the Satan's Onion"!

[Paquita]

That's pretty gross looking.  And I mean that as a compliment.