when turtles attack

[Henry88]

[Jack]

The real story behind the Exxon Valdez.

[Chainsawmidget]

The Airforce, the Marines, the Navy, nothing has managed to slow this creature down.  We're going to have to use our last ditch resort.  Call in the Super Mario Bros. 

[Mr. DS]

What really happened to the Titanic.

[Rev. Powell]

Yeah, it's a nice painting, but I have a rendition at home painted on black velvet that really brings out Gamera's radioactive breath.

[Mean Machine]

The Maner group decided it was time to switch GMs when they saw Tom's latest monster for the campaign...

[Mean Machine]

Note the above should be "Gamer group"

[retrorussell]

Donatello's back!  And boy, is he p**sed!

[Leah]

well, they were wearing the Expendables red clothing from Star Trek.

[Deathfeast]

OOPS!!! sorry fellas, just trying to warm my feet.

polar bear: well, i guess our shipment of coca-cola will not be arriving this year.

[Hammock Rider]

D@mn Disney cruise ships! Can't a giant, flying,radioactive space turtle get any peace and quiet around here?!

[Nukie 2]

Ughh I shouldn't ah drank all that cherry slush!

[Leah]

The REAL story behind the SS Edmund Fitzgerald

[Flangepart]

GAMERA! No friend of Greenpeace.

[Leah]

Gamera is friends of the children- he killed all of their abusive fathers and mothers.