Wait a second, this isn't the 405!

[sprite75]

Wait a second, this isn't the 405!  And how the hell did we get to El Monte?!  We wanted to go to Long Beach!  Chewie, smash that useless GPS right now!

[Mean Machine]

Ever notice how it's always the droid in the back? Cockpit, bus, whatever, it's always the droid in the back.

[Mr. DS]

Han:  "Yes we'll take the family meal with 4 Cokes and 1 oil can.  Make it snappy, the Empire is on our @ss..."

[Leah]

Jeez these space Wal-Marts are busy nowadays!

[indianasmith]

"Breaker Breaker . . . this is Century Hawk . . . what's your handle, good buddy?"

[sprite75]

"Breaker Breaker . . . this is Century Hawk . . . what's your handle, good buddy?"

My handle is Smokey Bear and I'm tail grabbin' your ass right now!

[Leah]

OH MY GOD, WHAT IS HE DOING TO HER?! I-I-IS HE PRO-PRO-PROPOSING TO HER?!

[retrorussell]

Voice on monitor: We interrupt this program to bring you the following Christmas special presentation!
Cast: AUUUUGH!!!  WHY WERE WE IN THIS F***ING THING!!!

[Mr. DS]

Han:  "Everybody shut up and chill out.  Have any of you ever tried parallel parking a highly modified YT-1300 light freighter before, I think not..."

[Trevor]

Voice on monitor: We interrupt this program to bring you the following Christmas special presentation!
Cast: AUUUUGH!!!  WHY WERE WE IN THIS F***ING THING!!!

[Mr. DS]

Leia:  "Han, please remove your hand from Chewie's lap."

[Hammock Rider]

Han: "Alright who Dooku'ed in the cockpit?!"

[Leah]

why is there a killer tomato in SPACE?

[Flangepart]

Crap! We got cut off by the Enterprise. Stupid Federation road hogs...

[Mr. DS]

Harrison Ford:  "George, just to clarify its ok that I'm shooting first in this scene right?"