I'm confused

[sprite75]

I'm confused.  Is this the name of the store?  Or is it what people say when they see the prices of the items contained within?

[Mr. DS]

"Resurrecting the notion of low prices"

[Rev. Powell]

Yeah, it's impressive he owns his own business, but I heard he used his Father's connections.

[Mr. DS]

Named after what people say when they get their total at the checkout.

[Leah]

(written micrometers under Christ) doesn't approve of these prices!

[retrorussell]

Christopher apparently thought so highly of himself he didn't bother to finish putting the name of his store on the building.

[Hammock Rider]

"The Power of our Window Display COMPELS you to buy an overpriced watch!

                                       or

"Where we treat our customers like they walk on water"

                                or
"Crucifying high prices every day!"

[sprite75]

Most people are unaware of Jerry Christ, the younger brother of Jesus who moved north to Switzerland and opened a store.

[Psycho Circus]

Jesus grew bored of heaven, went to L.A., hung out with Flava Flav and got hooked on horology...

...It's just business the biblical way baby!

[AndyC]

The other part of their marketing strategy involves bums carrying placards warning that "the hour of His coming is nigh."

[InformationGeek]

Christ!  Christ looks like a great store.

[Leah]

Christ, you don't have cross necklaces?!

[AndyC]

Jesus H. Christ, proprietor.

[Rev. Powell]

Jesus Christ, Superstore.

[AndyC]

Jesus Christ, Superstore.

I think we have a winner.