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Mecha-Blog-Zilla's latest reviews: "Jaws 5" and "Dolls"

Started by TheDope, October 10, 2010, 03:07:01 PM

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TheDope

Another double shot for ya: it's TWO! TWO! Two reviews in one - post, that is.

First:  What kind of a man would make another Jaws movie after Jaws: The Revenge tanked so badly?  Bruno Mattei, that's who.  But don't tell Universal Studios - it's a secret.

Come on in, the water's red!

Second: Stuart Gordon has done some big, important, fiery good movies.  But he also did some smaller-scale stuff few people remember, let alone fans.  Remember Dolls?  And well you do not.

Come play with some dolls!


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

Leah

Quoteand the local dolphins come to the rescue
well, we have an allusion to JAWS 3- Dolphin to the rescue (facepalms himself after saying that aloud)



all I can say is.....GIMME A BIG HUG!!! :teddyr:
yeah no.