The 100 Greatest Movie Insults

[InformationGeek]

As compared to the cheesiest and the best, here are the best insults in movies.  I have no idea, but I think this list may not be accurate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8

[Mean Machine]

"We're two of a kind, Mr. Bond. What do you say to that?"

"I say there's a very useful 4 letter word, and you're full of it."

-The Man with the golden gun

[Chainsawmidget]

I can't watch it right now because the sound of my computer is having issues, but it better have "You son of a motherless goat" and "Yes, it's true–this man has no dick."

[Mr. DS]

I had fun watching that video and it definitely had some of my favs on there.  I'm glad they ended on "Frankly Scarlett I don't give a damn".  So subtle but for the context its brilliant. 

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

In an old Grocho Marx movie, (I forget the title) this woman tells Groucho that she's had " a change of heart" about him. 

Groucho, in his inimitable style, says this to her:

"A change of heart wouldn't do you any good because you still have the same face."

Classic!  BTW anyone remember the name of the movie I quoted?

[Leah]

I can't watch it right now because the sound of my computer is having issues, but it better have "You son of a motherless goat" and "Yes, it's true–this man has no dick."

yes, yes it does.

[Chainsawmidget]

In an old Grocho Marx movie, (I forget the title) this woman tells Groucho that she's had " a change of heart" about him. 

Groucho, in his inimitable style, says this to her:

"A change of heart wouldn't do you any good because you still have the same face."

Classic!  BTW anyone remember the name of the movie I quoted?

Can't remember exactly.  The guy had far too many good lines.
Heck, we could probably do a Top 100 insults from Groucho and still have some left over. 

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

In an old Grocho Marx movie, (I forget the title) this woman tells Groucho that she's had " a change of heart" about him. 

Groucho, in his inimitable style, says this to her:

"A change of heart wouldn't do you any good because you still have the same face."

Classic!  BTW anyone remember the name of the movie I quoted?

Can't remember exactly.  The guy had far too many good lines.
Heck, we could probably do a Top 100 insults from Groucho and still have some left over. 

Haha, how about it? The man knew how to insult someone w\o any major language, but still packed a wallop despite.  I'm sure Don Rickles could do the other top 100 too 

[skuts]

Og Ogilvy, sounds like a bubble in a bathtub.

W.C. Fields, The Bank Dick

[Mr. DS]

I kind of like when Rizzo says to (I think) Marty in Grease "Nah you can still see your face" after she asks if she likes her sunglasses.

[Doggett]

"You have a weak electro-chemical bond."

Egon, Ghostbusters II

[retrorussell]

I can't see the list due to the work cpu's restrictive settings but I hope this is on it:

"I've seen better film on teeth!"
--Bo Catlett, in Get Shorty

[skuts]

Every time you think, you weaken the nation.

Moe (to Curly)

[Jim H]

You could do 500 of those.  That was a pretty good compilation.  Good choice for #1.

It's too long for a video like this, but in terms of being the cruelest and most effective I think Judd Nelson's little speech to Molly Ringwald in the Breakfast Club is up there.

[HappyGilmore]

"With a face like yours, I'd hope you'd try to make up for it with some kinda personality."-- Raphael in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: the Secret of the Ooze.

"If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave it's butt and tell it to walk backwards."  The Sandlot.