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Behold Uwe Boll's next BIG classic....Blubberella

Started by trekgeezer, November 10, 2010, 08:21:59 AM

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Chainsawmidget

Is this a real thing or just some bad internet parody?  I'm afraid I can't tell anymore when it comes to Uwe. 

Rev. Powell

I'm thinking Boll should stick to horror movies that accidentally turn into comedies, not comedies that accidentally turn into horror shows.
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Doggett

This looks extremely funny ! For all the wrong reasons....  :teddyr:
                                             

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Flick James

Seriously, can anyone genuinely defend Uwe Boll's work? Did he make anything worth watching? I sat through all of Bloodrayne and about half of House of the Dead and concluded from those two experiences that he makes movies that are just totally unwatchable.
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Jack

I'd just love to see that but, um...ah...I gotta go to bed early.  Whatever night it's on   :teddyr:
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Rev. Powell

Quote from: Flick James on November 10, 2010, 01:58:31 PM
Seriously, can anyone genuinely defend Uwe Boll's work? Did he make anything worth watching? I sat through all of Bloodrayne and about half of House of the Dead and concluded from those two experiences that he makes movies that are just totally unwatchable.

Yeah, I defend HOUSE OF THE DEAD.  I think it's a great parody of a zombie action movie.  It's so funny I almost Uwe's extremely clever and made it that way on purpose.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Olivia Bauer

It's better than whatever his next VG film is.

Of course It's still horrible. Can't wait to see it's IMDB rating.

Take your bets!

My bet:

Between between 2-3

Trekkie313

House Of The Dead is defiantly one his better works alongside Rampage.

I'd say he is improving, but why this?

Chainsawmidget

I will say (kinda) in his defense that Dungeon Siege was the most mediocre movie I have ever not.  It wasn't bad enough to actively hate and every time it started to get that way, they'd throw in something that was halfway interesting, just halfway mind you.  They weren't able to take the interesting idea or visual and do anything good with it, but it was enough to give you hope.

Doc Daneeka

Quote from: Flick James on November 10, 2010, 01:58:31 PM
Seriously, can anyone genuinely defend Uwe Boll's work? Did he make anything worth watching? I sat through all of Bloodrayne and about half of House of the Dead and concluded from those two experiences that he makes movies that are just totally unwatchable.
His newer stuff (specifically Rampage) has been getting some good word lately.

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Olivia Bauer

I wouldn't waste my breath on him. He's in it for the money. He f**ks with German tax laws when his film fails. They blow on purpose. Look at how little effort went into "Alone in The Dark". I could have directed a better film, and I'm in high school!

Trekkie313

Quote from: KeeperOfTheB-List on November 11, 2010, 04:00:26 PM
I wouldn't waste my breath on him. He's in it for the money. He f**ks with German tax laws when his film fails. They blow on purpose. Look at how little effort went into "Alone in The Dark". I could have directed a better film, and I'm in high school!

He can longer do that, in fact he hasn't done it for several films now. You need to stay updated.

Olivia Bauer

I don't keep up to date on talentless hacks. Thanks though.