Huston, You Won't Believe This!

[InformationGeek]

"There's a strange blue guy in thong up here on the moon!"

"Steve?  What I told you about drinking during space flights?"

[LilCerberus]

Two legends were born, as Colonel Glenn uttered the famous phrase, "You can't unsee the horror", Then, with the aid of a hammer, promptly invented the disco ball.

[sprite75]

Bale: Am I going to walk around and rip your f--king clothes off in the middle of a scene? Then why the f--k are you walking right through like this.  What the f--k is it with you? What don't you f--king understand? You got any f--king idea about, hey, it's f--king distracting having somebody not wearing any clothes reflecting on his spacesuit? Give me a f--king answer! What don't you get about it?

[Leah]

OH MY GOD, you never had sex? AND your 66 years old?!

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

As the thonged alien being turned around and bent over to pick up the communication device he dropped,  it gave new meaning to the phrase, "blue moon."

[Mr. DS]

"Ok, this trip was pointless...by the way...screw you Manhattan..."

[AndyC]

Wow, the Blue Man Group is really playing out-of-the way gigs these days.

[TheDope]

Another reason why Buzz Aldin's really touchy about never being appreciated for being an astronaut.