Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

[claws]

When A Stranger Calls

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: have you checked the children?
Stranger: i dont have any
You: why haven't you checked the children? *hangs up*
Stranger: wtf?
You: *calls again*
Stranger: hello?
You: I want your blood ...
Stranger: really?
Stranger: come over!
You: ALL OVER ME *heavy breathing*
Stranger: its been so long since ive had a guest
Stranger: thats fine
Stranger: i mean as long as you dont kill me right?
Stranger: just a cut?
You: check the children *hangs up*
Stranger: damn i dont have any children what is this dude talking about
You: *calling again*
Stranger: WHAT THE f**k DO YOU WANT a***ole?
You: you are Jill the babysitter, right?
Stranger: no
Stranger: who the f**k is that?
You: sorry, wrong number!
You have disconnected.

[claws]

Austin Powers on Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: This is my happening and it freaks me out!
Stranger: ?
You: Au contraire baby, you can't resist me.
Stranger: I don't even know you hahahah
You: Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?
Stranger: hahaha what?! Randy?
You: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? *sighs*
You: Sake it to me baby!
Stranger: your funny
You: That ain't no woman! It's a man, man! *pulls off your wig*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Trevor]

Stranger: but i'm from michigan

What the heck are my undies doing in Michigan? I was wondering why I feel a breeze. 

[Trevor]

When A Stranger Calls

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: have you checked the children?
Stranger: i dont have any
You: why haven't you checked the children? *hangs up*
Stranger: wtf?
You: *calls again*
Stranger: hello?
You: I want your blood ...
Stranger: really?
Stranger: come over!
You: ALL OVER ME *heavy breathing*
Stranger: its been so long since ive had a guest
Stranger: thats fine
Stranger: i mean as long as you dont kill me right?
Stranger: just a cut?
You: check the children *hangs up*
Stranger: damn i dont have any children what is this dude talking about
You: *calling again*
Stranger: WHAT THE f**k DO YOU WANT a***ole?
You: you are Jill the babysitter, right?
Stranger: no
Stranger: who the f**k is that?
You: sorry, wrong number!
You have disconnected.

I know you insist you don't want any karma but I gave you some anyway. 

[Leah]

You: do you fear Trevor's underpants?
Stranger: Very much so.
You: can you smell them?
Stranger: Not so much the underpants..
Stranger: More what's inside of them..
Stranger: Scarys**t
You: Yeah, that is what happens
Stranger: One sec.
You: he never took em off for a whole year, or something like that.
Stranger: :l

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Trevor]

You: do you fear Trevor's underpants?
Stranger: Very much so.
You: can you smell them?
Stranger: Not so much the underpants..
Stranger: More what's inside of them..
Stranger: Scarys**t
You: Yeah, that is what happens
Stranger: One sec.
You: he never took em off for a whole year, or something like that.
Stranger: :l

[claws]

Wayne's Omegle World

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where you come from?
You: Aurora, Illinois
You: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: hmm what your name?
You: Wayne. Yours?
Stranger: Kanya
You: In Latin you would be called "babia majora"
Stranger: i 17 years old you?
You: 32. But I still live at my parents'
You: You are from India?
Stranger: no i from indonesia
You: Interesting. Where did you learn English? From the Police Academy movies?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Leah]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hej
You: I need something.
You: *hangs up*
Stranger: vad behöver du?
You: QUE?
Stranger: qu'est ce que tu devoir?
You: Spreak engrish?
Stranger: no, sorry :(
Stranger: just english
You: Oh Damn!
Stranger: yeah
You: *calls again*
You: whp was that?
Stranger: what was what?
You: what was it?
Stranger: what was what was is? was it that?
You: what is what that was that who is?
Stranger: yes we can!
You: But there's a sale at Penny's!
Stranger: is there? :O
You: I don't know
Stranger: okay :(
Stranger: I need to go
You: just kidding
Stranger: have a nice weekend!

and no, I had know idea what the heck I was saying

[Mr. DS]

Stranger: Hey
You: I'm only going to ask this once
You: What did you do with Trevor's underpants?
Stranger: Everything ;)
You: Hmmmm
You: He'd probably like that actually
You: I hope cleaning them was part of the plan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hello there
You: Hello over there
You: have you seen Doggett
Stranger: No, I haven't...what is it?
You: He's looking for his Elvira standee
You: Someone stole it for sexual purposes
Stranger: Oh no
You: Yeah he keeps saying you did it but I don't think you did
Stranger: Thank you for trusting me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

Stranger: hi
You: hi...do you like eating sparrows
Stranger: never tried it
Stranger: chicken is ok tho
Stranger: maybe duck
Stranger: lol
You: how about hummingbird
Stranger: i like bluetits init
Stranger: or a cock o teal
Stranger: u get me
You: how about penguin
Stranger: pingu is cool
Stranger: but f**k u just incase tho
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: You summoned me, master?
You: Yes...please clean my toilet
You: its on the south end of the Death Star
You: well...why the f**k are you standing around for
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: asl
You: what if I want to list my "location" first?
You: or perhaps "sex"
You: why the hell do you people always ask for it in that order
You: answer me
Stranger: i dunno
You: seriously go stand in the corner and think about how you offended me
You: Doggett wouldn 't like you
You: by the way
You: neither would Trevor's underpants
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Mr. DS]

GTA invades Omegle

Stranger: hey
Stranger: where r u from
You: San Andreas
You: Grove Street 4 Life b***hes
You: even when I'm rollin' on a faggio
Stranger: b***hes?
You: My names CJ remember that
Stranger: y
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

A song was on Sesame Street and I was quoting it here...

Stranger: hello
You: im not afraid of a lizard, spider or a snake
Stranger: m
Stranger: indea
You: i can be quiet or make a lot of noise
You: i can fly on a trampoline
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bert From Sesame Street...

You: hi, im having trouble with my roomate
You: i need to talk to someone
You: he's always eating cookies in bed
Stranger: right
Stranger: what u at college
You: I live in NY
You: I mean I'm trying to manage my paper clip collection
You: and play with my pet pigeons
You: and he leaves the bath running
You: I'm sick of s**t
Stranger: well u sound mental
You: people think we are gay, but he's the gay one
You: I am not
You: We go fishing and he screams fishes names and they jump into the boat
Stranger: next
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[claws]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hhelo
You: i know yyou
Stranger: no
You: i have been following yyou
Stranger: ok
Stranger: follow me
You: i know where yyou live
Stranger: where baby
You: I'm outside yyour house. look
Stranger: ok
You: look for the blackk van
Stranger: ok
Stranger: baby i want you
Stranger: asl
Stranger: plz
You: i found the spare key
Stranger: ok
You: i will visit yyou tonighht
Stranger: ok
You: when yyou sleep
Stranger: ur male or female
You: I am many. I'm legion
Stranger: what
You: many in one. yyou will meet all tonight
Stranger: what you do tonight
Stranger: with me
You: i'll be underneath yyour bed. waiting
Stranger: what you do
Stranger: lol
You: waiting annd listening
You: and my eyyes will turn white
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wuss 

[Doggett]

[You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heyy im justin, 18 m usa, whats ur name?
You: steven
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
/quote]

[Doggett]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hey girl
You: man, are you barking up the wrong tree...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

This is someone elses', but I laughed.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey asl
You: Ask Something Lengthier
Stranger: AGE SEX LOCATION
You: Shouting doesn't help.
You: Also, may I suggest a question mark?
Stranger: soory
Stranger: age, sex, location?
You: Better, but a capital letter to start would be just peachy.
Stranger: Age, sex, location/
Stranger: ?
You: Now, if you would be ever so kind as to phrase the questions as a full sentence, I would be much obliged.
Stranger: Hey, may i have your age, sex, location?
You: That's much better
You: No.
You have disconnected.