Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

[Leah]

I made someone mad! 

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You: eyeyeye\]
You: I
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Stranger: hey
You: What hay?!
Stranger: ?
You: Do you have hay?
Stranger: nahh
You: THE f**k?!

[Mr. DS]

Stranger: black dress with the tights underneath
You: Tights with a black dress underneath
You: what irony
Stranger: who would guessed?
You: kind of uncomfortable
Stranger: sorry to hear that:/
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Stranger: hey asl?
You: what did you call me?
You: you have some friggin nerve pal
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You: I don't believe this
Stranger: okay.
You: Doggett keeps calling me about his copy of Batman Returns
You: I don't friggin' have it!
Stranger: gr8.
You: First he blames me for going after his girlfriend Elvira now this?
You: Next he'll blame me for reading too much into what Andy says
Stranger: m8, that's gr8 but, i don't care.
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[Mr. DS]

Stranger: hi
You: Have you ever rode Newt's horses?
Stranger: if I said no, i'd be lieing
You: They are wonderfully trained I find.  Which one did you ride?
Stranger: all of them
Stranger: at the same time
You: That sounds like a major ass sore
You: and kind of kinky
Stranger: tell me about it
You: i found the gray one to be very horny
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[Trevor]

Sooner or later, I guarantee that we're going to end up talking to each other: count on it. 

If anyone wants to talk to a real real weirdo...ermmm, I mean a nice South African, I'll PM you my work number. 

[claws]

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Stranger: Hello there.
You: hi
Stranger: How's it going?
You: fine
You: *sneezes*
You: sorry
Stranger: Bless you?
You: thanks :)
You: *wipes screen clean*
Stranger: eww
You: sorry, but I rather chat without snot between us
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[claws]

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Stranger: Looking for a girl with hot pics
You: *roundhouse-kick to your chin*
You: *victory dance*
Stranger: f/m ?
You: as if
You: *stomping on your unconscious body*
Stranger: you f ?
You: *sets you on fire*
You: *roasting marshmallows*
Stranger: asl ?
You: you are dying and you are still asking for my asl?
Stranger: hhe just kiid
Stranger: whats your name ?
You: Chuck Norris
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[Paquita]

Stranger: Hello. I'm male. I'm looking for any girl who wanna keep conection with webcam conversations over Messenger or skype (:
You: ew
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I don't think I'm going to try that again

[Paquita]

If the object of this game is to be so ridiculous that you make the other person disconnect, I think I'm losing.

[Mr. DS]

Dogget said earlier in the thread if you talk French people avoid you.   Well I put that to the test...

You: Bonjour
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Stranger: watchu gon do with all that junkk?
You: 34 Male France
You: How are you today
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You: French male looking to chat
You: how are you today?
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Stranger: hi m or f?
You: Hi Male French how are you
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tranger: 16 male canada you?
You: Bonjour!
You: I'm male from France
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Well, guess he's right.  

[Trevor]

You: Bonjour
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That reminds me of the scene in Guy Ritchie's Snatch where Vinnie Jones is beating the hell out of someone with a car door  . His car phone rings, he slams the guy's head with the door once more, pulls him away, kicks him and answers the phone with a cheery "Bonjour!" 

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Stranger: hii
You: hi
(long pause)
You: *stares*
Stranger: asl..?
You: we don't say 'asl' anymore :)
(long pause)
You: did that make your brain explode or something?
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[Mr. DS]

More hatred for the French...

Stranger: im 29 m phil before u ask
You: French male here how are you doing?
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You: Hi I'm French!
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[Mr. DS]

Classic DarkSider A-Holeness 

Stranger: ORGASMS
Stranger: ALL
Stranger: NIGHT
Stranger: TROLOL
You: too bad no one else is there to join you
You: well maybe except your mother
Stranger: FOREVERALONE
You: not surprised, you write everything in caps
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Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: What's up?
You: Nothing much, just hanging out at Doggett's
Stranger: What is Doggett's?
You: A good pal of mine.  His house is nice but I don't like the boogers on the wall
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Sorry Doggett...

[Mr. DS]

You: Hi, I'm at Trevor's
Stranger: who is Trevor?
You: The stench of his underpants is slowly making me fade from existence
Stranger: haahahaahahhaha
Stranger: :p
Stranger: funny guy
You: If you can please give my mother my love
Stranger: i will ;)
Stranger: be sure bout that
Stranger: heheheh
You: I didn't think I'd go out like this
You: fading..............
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: goodbye cruel world
You: world....turning....dark.......
You: ..............................
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: dont die yet
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[JJ80]

Mine wasn't a great success:

Stranger: F twenty
You: Good evening from the city under the volcano...
Stranger: Wierdo alert!
Stranger: Lol
You: Well I'm not THAT bad!
Stranger: hey
You: Do you like lava lamps,?
Stranger: it was a joke!
Stranger: Nt realy
You: I'd sort of gathered that...I hope...
Stranger: Lol, and where is the city under the volcano?
You: At the bottom of a warm and ever-changing ocean
Stranger: U busy?
Stranger: Ok then
You: Not really, I'm just waiting for the kettle to boil.
Stranger: Bye, discnect me cuz i cant do it
You: Do you prefer tea or coffee?
Stranger: None of them
You: Ah, more an aficionado of soft drinks then?
Stranger: Perhaps,lol
You: I'm enjoy the refreshing sparkle of a carbonated beverage except in the cold of midwinter...
Stranger: Lol, that sounds warm
You: Not at the time!
Stranger: Ok, bye, iam waitin on u
You: Sorry but that last memory still chills me to the bone!
Stranger: Wel?
You: On second thoughts the volcano will warm me up!
Stranger: What memory?
You: The being stranded in polar conditions with nothing but a solar-powered fridge full of sprite to live on for two weeks!
You: Still you could say that it was character building...
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: So where are u frm?
You: Well, you don't remember EVERYTHING, only the more positive parts like the polar bears and the seals...
You: Scotland UK, where do you hail from?
Stranger: nice, wel iam frm a warm place caled belize, u knw where it is?
You: Central America, next to Mexico isn't it.
Stranger: Yeah, nice, most ppl dnt knw that!
You: Well I saw a documentary about it on tv some years ago.
Stranger: And what was it about?
You: Frigate birds mainly.
Stranger: Ok, and what u do for fun?
You: Eightsome reels on Saturday nights if I can find enough people.
You: Do you like tartan?
Stranger: i would if i knw what it was! lol
You: Well, perhaps it's all become rather plaid out by being worn by football supporters.
Stranger: Ok, hey how old are u?
You: Thirty years old exactly.
Stranger: Ok, cool, i knew u werent a kid! ja ja
You: No problem, I'm a part-time stand in for the 'Old Man Of hoy' actually given my advancing years!
Stranger: it is nt a bad thing to have ur age!
Stranger: On the contrary,
You: Well I've never been more at ease with my strengths and limitations.
Stranger: Hables espanol?
You: Si senor habloe espanol un poco.
You: I learned a little in school.
Stranger: Ok
You: Do you speak french?
Stranger: cool
You: Oui!
Stranger: Do u like to talk spanish?
You: Well I don't really need to anymore, not since I left school so that thought never occurred to me....
Stranger: No. i would love to speak french!
You: As with Spanish I haven't needed to us eit since high school.
Stranger: Bye, nice chat!
Stranger: G2g,
You: No problem!
Stranger: Bye then
You: Good evening.