Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

[Doggett]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: darksider shot me
Stranger: oh my
You: I'm ...dying...
You: Tell...him...tell him... JJ80 gets my Elvira...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Paquita]

I think I'm getting better

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Strong woman?
Stranger: Yes
You: Big thighs?
Stranger: err.... yes
You: Please crush my skull in large thighs
Stranger: sounds sexy, i'll do it!
You: You have mustache?
Stranger: i shave
You: I have fine mustache
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

I think I'm getting better

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Strong woman?
Stranger: Yes
You: Big thighs?
Stranger: err.... yes
You: Please crush my skull in large thighs
Stranger: sounds sexy, i'll do it!
You: You have mustache?
Stranger: i shave
You: I have fine mustache
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thats our girl !

[Paquita]

hmmf!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey there
You: ho there
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[claws]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: HELLO
You: *hides*
Stranger: MALE
You: *hides in other corner*
Stranger: I DON T UNDESTAND
You: *whispers* find me!
Stranger: OK WHAT S UR NAME
You: *giggles* find me first! *crawling quickly to new hiding spot*
Stranger: I TRY TO UNDESTAND IT SEAMS U ARE AN ARTIST
You: *whispers* look for meee!
You: I'm hiding underneath your desk
Stranger: I M EAGER TO KNOW U
You: I'm not. Enjoy chat :)
You have disconnected.

[Trevor]

hmmf!
Stranger: hey there
You: ho there
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[claws]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: I don't know if I want to talk with you
Stranger: do u like sex
You: I just had sex
Stranger: how big is your bres
You: how big is your I.Q.?
Stranger: 6inchi
You: you fail at both eh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[claws]

You: (8 x ?) - 25 + 7 = 70
Stranger: have you ever been high as f**k?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you a f**king teacher or something
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: im high
You: do it!
Stranger: it will take a while
Stranger: im stoned
You: *buzz sound* FAIL
You have disconnected.

Stranger: h33y
You: (8 x ?) - 25 + 7 = 70
Stranger: i hate math
You: do it!
Stranger: NO
You: NOW!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: BAN MATH
You: fail :)
You have disconnected.

You: (8 x ?) - 25 + 7 = 70
Stranger: 63
You: no
Stranger: +25
Stranger: dibided by 8
Stranger: divided*
Stranger: f**k THIS I HAVE I = SQRT-1
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: (8 x ?) - 25 + 7 = 70
Stranger: hey
You: well?
Stranger: 4?
You: nope
Stranger: f**k
Stranger: dude
Stranger: im too stoned for this
You: my second stoner :(
Stranger: im in the library and theres nothing to do but be stoned and go on omegle
You: sober up next time :)
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hey
You: (8 x ?) - 25 + 7 = 70
Stranger: I'm not good doing math
Stranger: lol
You: do it!
Stranger: I bet you are supposed to do it as your homework lol?
You: no, just testing the intelligence of omegle user ;)
Stranger: :(
Stranger: This is hurting my brain
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: (8 x ?) - 25 + 7 = 70
Stranger: lol wait
Stranger: lemme think
You: ok
Stranger: 11
You: correct! *gives you gold star*
Stranger: wohoooo
You: :)
You have disconnected.

[Leah]

I just had a 3 hour talk!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[claws]

Stranger: hi,asl??
You: don't you dare to 'asl' me, punk
You: asl yourself for a change
Stranger: what??
You: yeah, you dont like it when the tables are turned huh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[jimmybob]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I'm at 7 inches
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

People are just not very chatty. 

-Jimmybob

[Mr. DS]

I had a killer b!tch fest with this chick the other day.  I was in epic A-Hole form, sorry to say I closed the chat before copying it.   

[Doc Daneeka]

Claws gets the best ones X)

[Rev. Powell]

Stranger: hi,asl??
You: don't you dare to 'asl' me, punk
You: asl yourself for a change
Stranger: what??
You: yeah, you dont like it when the tables are turned huh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Almost gave you karma for that before I noticed you didn't want any.

[Mr. DS]

I decided to go with a romantic angle...

Stranger: hey m or w?
You: W
Stranger: age/from?
You: I have aged 27 years
You: I have waited an eternity to talk to ye
You: for thou art as beautiful as the sun's precious glow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I couldn't get this guy to disconnect...

Stranger: hello
You: Hello my beautiful flower
Stranger: hi.........
You: How I have yearned to read your sultry words
Stranger: ur nme
You: For thou is thy reason for my morning breath
Stranger: whr r u frm?
Stranger: i m indian male here
Stranger: and 20 yr's old
You: I am from your heart because it is where I sleep awaiting your love
Stranger: r u male or female?
You: What matter is it if I care for thee in such a manner?
Stranger: ohhhhhh
Stranger: cool
Stranger: thnks here
Stranger: ur name?
Stranger: and whr r u frm?
You: My name is "dedicated to you stranger"
You: How I would slay dragons and face the firey lava pits of hell to be with thee
You: For that is where I am now
Stranger: but i m very sure that u hv any nme so plz tell
You: Please leave me not in haste for I shall not share my name
You: For I will not share thy name for I am inside your very thoughts
Stranger: oke ur wish
Stranger: i dont forced u
You: Only wish I have is that if we must seperate you must take this word in your heart
You: Please leave me
Stranger: ok bye
Stranger: gud n8
You: I must know if we are fated to be together we shall meet again
Stranger: i m from india
Stranger: and not like that
You: Until then I shall weep tears of yearning
Stranger: but depend on u what u want
You: Be gone PLEASE!
Stranger: so if u dont share then
You: Hit thy "disconnect" button and be GONE
Stranger: oke bye
Stranger: thnks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.