My Little Pony: The Movie

[Andrew]

Once more, I delve into a place where man should not go.  OMFG, it's full of ponies!

Why do all of the ponies have tramp stamps?  Why do I care if the Smooze gives them PMS?  WTF is up with the Bushwoolies?  Why am I watching this?

Click here to go to the Review

[BoyScoutKevin]

The frightening thing about this, is that Andrew had not only to watch the film once, but more than once to write the review. And thus knowing what he had seen the first time, he went right back in there. You are a braver man than I am Andrew.

[InformationGeek]

You sir are a brave and now permantly damaged man now.  To recover from this load of crap, may I present to you this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

Allow the clip to fill you with laughter and recover as soon as possible.

All I'm trying to say is that you are reading this because you want to enjoy me suffering.

Well I would be lying I said that's not the reason why I read you review on My Little Pony, which was good.  Now you must take on the evils of the Care Bears!

[The Gravekeeper]

This is how Hasbro wanted us to play with those toys. Most of us chose darker themes with actual conflicts, where things were actually at stake for the characters. Even at such a tender age, many young girls realized that there usually needs to be a legitimate problem for the characters to overcome for a plot to be the least bit interesting.

[Rev. Powell]

My ten year old nephew wants to know what a "tramp stamp" is.  What should I tell him?

[Doggett]

My ten year old nephew wants to know what a "tramp stamp" is.  What should I tell him?

A tattoo on the lower back ?



Or is it being kicked to the kurb by a prostitute...?

[Jack]

So My Little Pony is responsible for the whole butt crack tattoo thing?  Egads.  That makes a really demented sort of sense actually.

[P Stroud]

We have "Bushwoolies" where I work. We call them something different though. We call them "Middle Management".

[Sitting Duck]

Two skull rated films in a row? You sir could use some more enjoyable bad movies.

[DavidFullam]

Kill me, kill, kill me, kill me!

[billydaking]

 

Two skull rated films in a row? You sir could use some more enjoyable bad movies.

Concurred. Go watch Starcrash now. Four times in a row.

(And all I can think of watching that clip from InformationFreak was that's pretty much how Andrew feels right about now.)

[JPickettIII]

Andrew my friend thank you for taking the possible equivalent of Waterboarding for us with this movie review.

I am lucky and have sons that like mechanical things and nothing like Dora or the Ponies.

I think that ALL of the board members should buy you a few beers for your hard work.

You need a vacation from this, I could feel the hatred    in your worlds towards the movie.

Anyway this picture:

I think describes the Tramp Stamp thought the best.  WOW.  The dragon seems to be confused.  

Take a break my friend you deserve it.  

Later,

John

[Kooshmeister]

I'm just going to confess I loved this movie as a kid. Not now, really, but, I ate it up as a kid. And I'm a boy. 

[Jé]

I actually LOVED this movie as a kid. I STILL have MLP toys at my parents house.
:)

[InformationGeek]

Anyway this picture:

I think describes the Tramp Stamp thought the best.  WOW.  The dragon seems to be confused.  

He probably just doesn't have any experience when it comes to girls.