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Started by sprite75, November 22, 2010, 12:47:24 AM

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sprite75

November 22, 2010, 12:47:24 AM


Spike: Ooohhh yeah, can you go lower?
Hound: Sure, but remember, not a word to the others.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Leah

#1
November 22, 2010, 01:31:49 AM

No, it's not a tumah! a tumah is in da head!
yeah no.

Mr. DS

#2
November 22, 2010, 08:24:02 AM
"Dear Diary.......Jackpot..."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

AndyC

#3
November 22, 2010, 09:17:26 AM
So that's why they kept him around.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Hammock Rider

#4
November 22, 2010, 12:00:04 PM


   Often more than one type of transformation took place at Autobot Summer Camp.
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

Leah

#5
November 22, 2010, 11:15:58 PM
please don't go near my ass.
yeah no.

retrorussell

#6
November 23, 2010, 04:14:24 AM
Optimus (offscreen): Autobots... pull out!!!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

AndyC

#7
November 24, 2010, 10:57:35 PM
Already familiar with the Willys Jeep, Spike gets acquainted with the jeep's willy.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Umaril The Unfeathered

#8
November 25, 2010, 04:27:59 AM


"Squeal like a human, boy, c'mon, squeal!"



Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

Umaril The Unfeathered

#9
November 25, 2010, 04:33:05 AM


Autobot: "Go go, Gadget Di*k!"

Heard offscreen by Inspector Gadget: "HEY, that's MY line!" 


Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

AndyC

#10
November 25, 2010, 08:47:51 AM
"I like to do it doggy. That's why they call me Hound."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

TheDope

#11
November 27, 2010, 11:39:20 PM



One of the least popular Transformers: ProctoBot.


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

sprite75

#12
December 01, 2010, 02:19:34 AM


Just relax Spike, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Umaril The Unfeathered

#13
December 02, 2010, 10:02:55 PM


Hound does his part to help promote regularity in humans..
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

Leah

#14
December 03, 2010, 11:02:28 PM

another reason why it's bad for sexual manipulated robotic aliens to interact with humans.
yeah no.
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