Welcome back RC Merchant

[Trevor]

We've missed you, buddy: you are one of the cornerstones of this website.

Welcome back! *HUG*. 

[indianasmith]

RC is back!!! It's PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Andrew]

I'll second that cheer!

[The Burgomaster]

Here's a quadruple toast!       

[Mr. DS]

RC is the heart of this board and its good to have him back! 

[Doggett]

*shakes RC's hand*

Its good to have you back !

[JJ80]

Welcome back R.C! all the best! 

[BTM]

Wait... he was GONE? 


Ha, just kidding!  WB RC!  :)

[Rev. Powell]

[Paquita]

I'll be farting confetti all week in honor of your return!

[lester1/2jr]

[trekgeezer]

Hey Ronnie , glad you're back on the air.

[RCMerchant]

-"STORIES TO HAUNT YOUR NIGHTMARES!!!"
You wouldn't believe.....!!!!
I did time in jail (again) when I assaulted somebody with a 12-gauge shotgun (no shells in it-I hit them with the barrel) when they pulled a knife on my son Eddie. Got probation....BUT with the stipulation I don't drink. Yeh. Right. That was doomed from the get go. I was at some girls apartment,and her neighbors were raising Hell and fighting...so I thinks-"I'll walk home before the cops raid the joint." I walk out into the hallway-reeking of Black Velvet-and turn the corner and walk right into a cop! "Hello,Mr.Merchant!" He gave me a breatherlizer-and I did a month in county.

And I was in the hospital in July for two weeks with pneomia (DAMN! Ammonia? Pnoemia?) and spinal meningitis. AND the mumps! THE MUMPS fer cripes sake!!!

Do you know that when adults get the mumps,unlike children whose cheeks swell up, your BALLS do! My nuts sac was as big as a softball!
That was scary!

But everythings GREAT now because I is back with me buddies here on the best site on the web!!!

[Allhallowsday]

Glad to see you back.   

[Trevor]

Do you know that when adults get the mumps,unlike children whose cheeks swell up, your BALLS do! My nuts sac was as big as a softball!

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