Necrophilic, rapist, gay ducks... (No, I'm being serious)

[Doggett]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research

WOW

He watched and took photographs... 

I'm excpecting comedy form you lot on this ! 

[Flick James]

Nature is yucky.

[3mnkids]

I cant give ya comedy... Its not in my nature      I did find this pretty damn funny though.

Mr Moeliker was informed of an American case involving a squirrel and a dead partner, although in this case it is not known whether the necrophilia observed was homosexual or not as the victim had been run over by a truck shortly before the incident.

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

As if things aren't already weird enough for today's times...

[Rev. Powell]

I think that researcher's a quack.

[Doggett]

Its nice to know humans aren't alone in being messed up.



Now, Im off to have sex with a corpse in the road.
I can't tell you if I'm having gay sex or not, because there's isn't enough left of the person to tell... 

[Mr. DS]

I think that researcher's a quack.

Yep, I wouldn't offer to pay his bill.

[indianasmith]

Wow . . . I am at a loss . . .

[The Gravekeeper]

I call fowl play on that duck!

[BTM]

I'm wanting to know how Doggert found this article.

Then again, maybe I don't.

His findings have provoked a lot of interest - especially in Britain for some reason

That line kills me.

I can picture it now

(Old British guy reading paper): I say, old chap, do you know there are gay, rapist ducks?
(Other old British guy sipping tea): Hmm... indeed. 

[Mr. DS]

I'm wanting to know how Doggert found this article.

Then again, maybe I don't.

I personally think he flocked to that article. 

[Andrew]

There's a completely insane bit in Cane Toads:  An Unnatural History with a male toad mating with a female toad.  The insane part is that the female toad is roadkill, and quite flat.

[Derf]

There's a completely insane bit in Cane Toads:  An Unnatural History with a male toad mating with a female toad.  The insane part is that the female toad is roadkill, and quite flat.

That's the thing about corpses: They don't say "No." As to this guy's "research," I'd hardly call watching one incident outside his office a definitive study. He'll need to watch many more homosexual necrophiliac duck rapes and get hours of video footage, appropriately posted on www.f***aduck.com, before I'll be convinced that this is "normal" duck behavior. 

The truly sad thing is, people would probably watch the videos. Rule 34 is alive and well.

[Raffine]

For some reason this reminded me of Gus Visser and His Singing Duck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwQ6v_nYPMs

Than again: almost everything reminds me of Gus Visser and His Singing Duck.