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Started by sprite75, November 22, 2010, 12:47:24 AM

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AndyC

"I told you, Spike. Optimus wants all the humans to have prostate exams... I don't know. He just does.... Well, Ratchet is busy.... Do you always ask so many questions?.... Well, yeah, NOW I know Carly doesn't have a prostate, but I had to make sure, didn't I.... Uhhh, Chip got a tonsil exam because...well...the wheelchair... Oh, just shut up and bend over!"
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

The Gravekeeper

I, too, enjoy physics-bending, size-changing massages.

Umaril The Unfeathered




Spike:

"We have to be careful, Hound. I had a hell of time explaining to my father why I had hydraulic oil stains in my underwear the last time..."
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!