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I'm going to rent this movie called "lola" tomorrow to punish my friends for...

Started by trala-log, April 20, 2003, 01:49:38 AM

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trala-log

renting spice world.  they thought it would be oh so funny to rent spiceworld when i wasn't looking, but they will pay dearly when i  rent Lola.   just to give you an idea of how terrible i imagine it will be its starring charles bronson and the front of the box says "she's almost sixteen, he's almost 40!"  and "It may be love but it sure is exhausting!"   they will know the meaning of true pain.

SkullNinja

I used City of the Living Dead to punish a friend who tried to say he could suffer through anything. He was taking mental damage during this little opus.

Tor

John Waters' Pink Flamingos was my weapon of choice against friends who hadp**sed me off...

Scott0

Either Prototype x29A or Robo C.H.I.C. (Peter and Andrew know!) are my two aces in the hole. Although one of my weaker friends was shocked at how bad he thought Attack of the Swamp Monsters (ZaAt) was. Other truly awful movies include the unMst3k'd versions of Hobgoblins and Devil Fish.

Scott0

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Kangaroo Jack #1 in the box office? Let the revolution against Hollywood begin.

J Perk

I would use either Wes Craven's Carnival of Souls or Terror Firmer.  COS because it is such a terrible movie.  Terror Fimer because my friends have weak stomachs.  Problem is that I can't sit through COS again so I'd be punishing myself.

Brother Ragnarok

I experimented with Glitter, that worked pretty well.  If you REALLY hate 'em, track down the immortal House That Vanished.  BADBADBADBADBAD.

Brother R

There are only two important things in life - monsters and hot chicks.
    - Rob Zombie
Rape is just cause for murdering.
    - Strapping Young Lad

trala-log

my friends love terrible horror movies, as long as they aren't boring.  they would suffer much more if i rented glitter.  i've threated to do it but my friend said he would get kazaam on his week in retaliation so i backed down.