The Terminator and the President

[InformationGeek]

Obama: Glad you are here.  Now, what were your suggestions on how I can get into the movie industry?

[Mr. DS]

Obama (thinking) : "If you weren't so well built I'd make fun of your tie..."

[Leah]

And no, I don't have your cookies.

[sprite75]

Care to put your money where your mouth is Arnold?  130pm on the basketball court!  We'll see who's a girly man!

[RCMerchant]

Obama: My nipples are as hard steel right now.
Ahnold: You are a bootiful gurly man. Lets go someplace ware we can talk ahlone.

[Flangepart]

Just for fun, Arnie, can you crush nancy's head?

[TheDope]

OBAMA - So really, Arnold,you don't like the Black Terminator idea at...
ARNOLD - No.
OBAMA - But the script is...
ARNOLD - No.
OBAMA - Will you at least give me Jim Cameron's cell...
ARNOLD - No!

[sideorderofninjas]

I'm not going to tell you how Skynet's health care package is impressive...

[retrorussell]

I like you, Mister President.  I'll kill you last.

[theedinburghbteam]

Arnie: "What's the matter? The Office got you pushing too many pencils? Huh? Had enough?"

Obama: "Make it easy on yourself, Arnold."

[AndyC]

Arnold: You know, a constitutional amendment might stop those rumours about your birthplace. Just an idea.

[Barack Clinton]

You do know, of course, that the secret service has a dozen .50 cals trained on you at this moment, right?

[JayJayM12]

The agreement became official today.  "It is NOT a tumor" has become the new campaign slogan for Obama's healthcare reform.

[Sam Axe]

Twins 2?