The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Jack]

Okay, am I the only one that finds it weird when a woman says that something gave her a "boner"? 

It would really tend to ruin the mood in my opinion.  Like a guy saying his nipples are hard or something.  Oh dear, this has drifted off into making-my-stomach-queezy territory 

[diamondwaspvenom]

I really f**king hate snow.

[Mr. DS]

Every year someone brings in those cookies you get in a round tin container.  Every year I eat one thinking it may be better than year's last and every year I am disappointed.  You'd figure I would have learned by now that good cookies don't get served in tins.

[Newt]

Okay, am I the only one that finds it weird when a woman says that something gave her a "boner"? 

I know I'm behind the times and all, but that just strikes me as really nutty.

Granted, I suppose it's more simpler than "that made me wet" or some such, but still...

Welllll,  technically it can be somewhat correct.
But some of you guys should know that from your own...explorations.
And no way do you want me (as someone's mother) to go there. 

[Doggett]

Okay, am I the only one that finds it weird when a woman says that something gave her a "boner"? 

I know I'm behind the times and all, but that just strikes me as really nutty.

Granted, I suppose it's more simpler than "that made me wet" or some such, but still...

Welllll,  technically it can be somewhat correct.
But some of you guys should know that from your own...explorations.
And no way do you want me (as someone's mother) to go there. 

But its soooooo much smaller on a woman...


We won't tell the kids if you don't, Newt.

[Newt]

But its soooooo much smaller on a woman...

Sometimes getting there is half the fun. As if you didn't know.  

(eta: and you all know the stock reply about size!)

[Paquita]

Whoa!  Did Newt just say girls get boners?

[Newt]

LOL!  But it's such fun to rattle a few cages once in a while!

Did I overstep?

[Newt]

OK I'll behave.

Off I go to bake some cookies.

[Doggett]

OK I'll behave.

No, no...

Stay naughty....

 

[Mr. DS]

OK I'll behave.

Off I go to bake some cookies.

She said "cookies" huh huh huh

[indianasmith]

INRALP REEZILMINORP!!!! MAGORZIP!!!! MAGORZIP!!!! MAGORZIP!!!!!!!!!!

[lester1/2jr]

I bought a goose. (frozen)

[Mr. DS]

Whatever happened to velvet paintings? 

[Rev. Powell]

Whatever happened to velvet paintings? 

Nothing.  I own two of 'em.