The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[BTM]

I really f**king hate snow.

Well, I know how you feel, but there's worse things than snow.  Like slew, for instance.

[BTM]

INRALP REEZILMINORP!!!! MAGORZIP!!!! MAGORZIP!!!! MAGORZIP!!!!!!!!!!

Uh... are you having a seizure?

[indianasmith]

It's a secret coded message to my superiors on Neptune!  Ssssshhh!!!

[ImaginaryFoot]

I bought a pack of those new non-menthol Newports just to try them out. I smoked one and threw the rest away. I would rather eat lima beans only for 10 years than to smoke another one of those nasty f+@?ers

[Raffine]

It's a secret coded message to my superiors on Neptune!  Ssssshhh!!!

I submit the theory that you and AHD are the same person.

[Raffine]

I bought a goose. (frozen)

Last year we bought a frozen duck, onlly to discover on Christmas Eve the head and feet were still attached!

Nothing says 'Merry Christmas!" like using a steak knife to saw the head off a dead duck.

[Jack]

We were thawing out our turkey yesterday, and of course I was putting the neck back on the body and wondering if he had his head up in the air, like a happy turkey, or bent way down, like a sad little turkey.  Family members made some disparaging comments concerning my mental state.

[Mr. DS]

My wife may never realize there is no such thing as a "perfect" picture with three kids.    Reason #18374 why I can't stand the holidays.

[Newt]

My wife may never realize there is no such thing as a "perfect" picture with three kids.    Reason #18374 why I can't stand the holidays.

If you sit still and quit making faces, DS, it would be over sooner!   

[indianasmith]

It's a secret coded message to my superiors on Neptune!  Ssssshhh!!!

I submit the theory that you and AHD are the same person.

Now that's just MEAN!!!

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I'm mildly creeped out by "I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"... 1) its either a child watching adultery or 2) watching their parent doing some creepy contume thing.  I mean WHY dress up like santa after the kid is asleep?

[Mr. DS]

Less that 48 hours until Dec 26 baby! 

[Leah]

there are just some people who needs to get a brain and think while driving!

[Fausto]

I must of had bonus points to my bluff check, because I walked out of Wawa with an ice tea in my hand that I didnt pay for (yes, I did go back and pay, so the Wawa gods won't take their vengeance on me).

[Sleepyskull]

I must of had bonus points to my bluff check, because I walked out of Wawa with an ice tea in my hand that I didnt pay for (yes, I did go back and pay, so the Wawa gods won't take their vengeance on me).

I admire it when people are honest in small situations like that. I think sometimes it's easier to just ignore stuff like that, but if possible it's always good to go back and correct the mistake. Good for you!