The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[ImaginaryFoot]

I was at Target tonight to pay on my credit card account and ran into a guy i went to school with that i hadnt seen in 23 years. He introduced me to his wife and i was . It was a woman i dated for abit then dumped cause she tried to stab me

[ImaginaryFoot]

Because i was 5 minutes late one night picking her up for a date.  I pulled him to the side and said very quietjy- never never ever let this crazy thing around any thing sharp and pointy

[BTM]

Okay, am I the only one that finds it weird when a woman says that something gave her a "boner"? 

It would really tend to ruin the mood in my opinion.  Like a guy saying his nipples are hard or something.  Oh dear, this has drifted off into making-my-stomach-queezy territory 

Actually, if you're wondering the context was this: young lady who's blog I follow (not the Ghostbuster Wedding Cake lady, that's a different one) posted a pic of herself in stockings, and one of her female friends posted that she gave her a boner.

So, I jokingly said, "Hey, wait, I thought you were female."  (Backs away slowly.)

And she replied, "A girl boner, but w/e." 

So, I'm like, "Girl boner"? WTF? 

Am I the weird one here? 

[Rev. Powell]

My car now smells like mulled wine.

[Fausto]

I'm mildly creeped out by "I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"... 1) its either a child watching adultery or 2) watching their parent doing some creepy contume thing.  I mean WHY dress up like santa after the kid is asleep?

Obviously, the wife was the narrator of "Santa Baby."

[BTM]

I'm mildly creeped out by "I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"... 1) its either a child watching adultery or 2) watching their parent doing some creepy contume thing.  I mean WHY dress up like santa after the kid is asleep?

I remember tshirthell.com used to have a shirt that said, "I saw mommy kissing Mrs Clause" and it had silhouettes of two hot chicks smoochin'.

[Mr. DS]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! 

[LilCerberus]

So many gorgeous landscapes over the past couple weeks, and I, like a jerk, misplaced my camera in the move.

[ImaginaryFoot]

Somebody just called me. I say Who the hell is this? They say- um who is this? I said- its the f?#ker you just called. They say- is Pedro there? I said- Aint no Pedro here. They say- are you sure? He said he was gonna meet us at Walmart. I hung up

[Newt]

Two of the cats just came out from under the beds - they've been there since Christmas morning.  Maybe giving a lightsaber each to the boys was a bad move...

[Jack]

Took a nice big nick out of my upper lip when I was shaving this morning, so I put some of that liquid skin stuff on it.  So it bled a little bit, which the liquid skin kept glued to my lip.  so now I look kind of retarded.

As my wonderful daughter says, "Don't worry about it dad - you're old, nobody looks at you anyway."

[lester1/2jr]

Hey Happy Days theme song: what's so good about Saturday?

[Mr. DS]

Snow...yep...nothing much else to report. 

[LilCerberus]

My parents gave me a kerosene heater for Christmas. It works great, but it kinda' smells. It reminds me of my childhood, when we had a fireplace, and my dad would try to build a fire big enough to heat the family room, but the room would fill with smoke, & the smoke larm would go off, & we'd have to open up all the windows, & my mom would make my sister & I leave the room & shut the door, while my dad would sit there alone in the family room drinking bourban & watching TV in the cold & smoke...

[Doggett]

I have a special today on family members

Is something you never want to hear a prostitute say !