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This dreck must be reviewed.... I demand it

Started by Evan3, April 27, 2003, 10:22:46 PM

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Evan3

And it is Swordfish... I downloaded it last night and boy, it went from good (the beginning was great) to awful after 5 minutes. Some creepy foreshadowing of world events though such as foreign embassies being blown up.

Wow, I have never seen such cardboard acting from all of them. Travolta looks like he just wanted to get paid quickly for this and go make Battlefield Earth 2. He was so boring, nothing like his Face Off bad guy.

Halle Berry gave me more reasons to dislike her, for her atrocius acting and resorting to nudity again. Hugh Jackman should just sit back and keep making money off of Wolverine instead of doing this.

I have never seen so many random fight scenes and threats in my life

However, there is a scene that involves a flying bus, that makes this painful movie worth it. This is a an A+ bad movie, even if it doesnt get a review, I strongly reccomend it to anyone looking for a painfully bad movie to watch.

 "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

--His reply


Ash

I agree it sucked.

One of the more forgettable of recent films.

I was disappointed with Halle Berry's rack.

I've seen better.


Dolph Lundgren

Hey, the explosion effect at the beginning was cool as hell.  I liked Swordfish, I guess it's a guilty pleasure of mine.  That car chase with the Tuscan ruled all.  Hugh Jackman as a hacker made me laugh, but that can easily be forgiven.

Nick

Fearless Freep

I recall that the default admin password for Sybase databases was "swordfish".  I always thought it was not a coincidence

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Evan3

Dunners wrote:

> demand my ass :P


I DEMANJD DUNNERS' ASS

there did that fulfill some odd fantasy you have??

 "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

--His reply

Fearless Freep

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Going places unmapped, to do things unplanned, to people unsuspecting

Dunners

HA! naw I was watching south park and mystery science theater 3000 again :D


as fer sword fish never seen it. dont intend too, halle berry sucks, travolta sucks, Hugh, and Don(cheadle) are both very good actors who need to stay away from this type of s**t.