What is your mobile / cell phone ring tone?

[Trevor]

HappyGilmore once wrote that his ringtone was Memories by Weezer, so therefore this thread. 

I'll say it: I hate cell phones ~ the only reason I have one is to get hold of my mom and my work insists that I have one as well so I have two of the things. If anyone wants either of these two numbers, PM me and I will give them to you. My work cell phone has the song Don't You Just Know It from the film Snatch and my personal phone has the An Eye For An Eye theme which I stole off of my review on here. 

[ImaginaryFoot]

 Testament-  More Than Meets The Eye

[Hammock Rider]

Mine is Frolic, from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjEN__RYxCQ

[Criswell]

Mines a generic ring.

[AndyC]

To be honest, I haven't taken my cell phone anywhere in a long time. I believe the ringtone is still the Doctor Who theme. Prior to that, it was the Benny Hill theme.

[Paquita]

My ring tone is the theme to the PC game Quest for Glory.

I don't like cell phones either.  I only have one because I was pressured to get one from my mom and so I can call/text my friend for free since we have the same service and she doesn't have a home phone and refuses to use e-mail.  I have also discovered the added benefit of always being equipped to take photos of things in places and at times one usually wouldn't bring a camera.  I don't use it for lengthy conversations.  If I'm in a place where I don't have a normal phone then I'm not in a place to catch up with Aunt Maude.  I just use it for quick calls and questions like - What size underpants did you need me to buy?

[Flick James]

Generic ring. I'm not into expressing myself through my ringtone, but then again I'm a curmudgeon in those types of respects.

I do occasionally appreciate a ringtone I hear once in a while though. Some gray-haired repair guy came to the house the other day to look at the dishwasher and see if the home warranty would cover the repair. His phone went off and it was "The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly" theme. That made me smile.

[Leah]

police sirens

[retrorussell]

Beavis And Butt-Head opening theme.

[venomx]

My ring tone is Metal Gear Solid's Incoming codec call.

My Blackberry's wake up alarm is set to Tron music.

[Pilgermann]

Twelve Monkeys theme:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THD9r2vY0mo

Occasionally the theme from The Twilight Zone or the NES game Excitebike.

[ImaginaryFoot]

Just switched my ring tone, now its Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond

[HappyGilmore]

My two 'main' tones:
"Memories" by Weezer.  Kinda funny, kinda sad. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Fq3U_FjYc

Also, certain people have this when they call me:
"Misery Business" by Paramore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCyGvGEtOwc

[Trevor]

I just use it for quick calls and questions like - What size underpants did you need me to buy?

Since you asked: size medium to large and clean please, thanks. 

[dean]

Mine's the intro theme music for the TV series Monkey.  The extended actual song version is too excellent!

I wish I could change my sms tone to be something else as its a boring ding sound, stupid iphones...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iUMWy4hqAg