The best reason to get cremated

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Burglers Snort Man's Ashes
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110119/od_nm/us_ashes_odd

Practical jokes! You can't make this stuff up.
-Ed

[AndyC]

I want to put that in my will. I want to be cremated and distributed to morons as cocaine.

Reminds me of an episode of Night Court.
"Art, that wasn't herb tea, that was Herb."

[LilCerberus]

Tommy Chong - "When I die, I wanna be cremated. And the when they get my ashes back, like in a little baggie, I wanna be mixed with some really good $#*t, and then I want all my friends to come around and smoke me."

Cheech Marin - "Yeah well, remind me not to be one of your friends when you die."

Nice Dreams