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SPazzo

#975
February 01, 2011, 04:34:42 PM
I would MacGyver up a Saw-like torture device.

If there are three apples in one basket, and I eat one, how many apples are left?

diamondwaspvenom

#976
February 01, 2011, 07:30:21 PM
Enough to grow fangs and retaliate by talking huge chomps out of 'ya.

Papers? Does everyone have papers?

Doggett

#977
February 01, 2011, 07:36:03 PM
Because no one wants to wipe their butt on DVDs.


Why's Johnny Rotten ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

claws

#978
February 02, 2011, 01:29:25 AM
Your answer is inside Johnny's mouth.

Why did Tom Hanks join Facebook?

retrorussell

#979
February 02, 2011, 03:29:41 AM
To post pictures of his "Big" "Bachelor Party" he had in "Philadelphia".

Can dogs look up?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Olivia Bauer

#980
February 02, 2011, 08:45:19 AM
Yes. They do it all the time while humping your leg.

Why is Andrew Garfield in the "Spider-Man: REBOOT" but not Toby McGuire?

claws

#981
February 02, 2011, 09:41:10 AM
Because Toby got the BOOT.

Mariah Carey is having twins. How was that possible?

Derf

#982
February 02, 2011, 08:42:30 PM
Well, when a man and woman love each other very much (or at least get very drunk together), they go into a dark bedroom (or an alley) and pray to the north star, which sends a stork 9 months later to leave a baby in a cabbage patch. The stork then e-mails the man and woman that the baby is there, at which point the woman gets all gooey and the man panics and runs for the hills, unless he is trapped by the woman and is forced to live with her forever.



Anyone for tennis?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Olivia Bauer

#983
February 03, 2011, 08:49:00 AM
No. You don't want to see ME in shorts!

Batman: "WHERE IS HE?!"

Used Meathook

#984
February 03, 2011, 01:14:58 PM
Playing a game of Poker with Clayface and half of Motley Crue.

...How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was out of its mind from a 2-week meth binge?

diamondwaspvenom

#985
February 03, 2011, 06:04:19 PM
Seven.

Do I frighten you?

retrorussell

#986
February 03, 2011, 06:58:07 PM
No.. Rosanne singing the national anthem has blocked out all other potential for fear for me.

If Ronald McDonald and The Burger King had a child, what would it look like?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Olivia Bauer

#987
February 03, 2011, 07:06:56 PM


Who wears short shorts?

retrorussell

#988
February 03, 2011, 10:18:06 PM
Angus Young.

Were Frodo and Sam really lovers?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

SPazzo

#989
February 03, 2011, 11:32:31 PM
Only in the extended movies.

Why are bad movies still being made?
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